Conversaboteur

Noun. One who purposely derails ALL FORMS of conversation.

You're such a bloody conversaboteur. You're like a verbal terrorist. You're evil, like people who stutter.

by Grewster 2.0 May 16, 2011

Converse

A small town outside of San Antonio. Also know as the asshole of Texas.

"Wanna stop by my old high school? It's in converse."
"Oh, no. That place is a dump."

by troller49 November 30, 2011

Converbation

When two people, seemingly involved in a conversation are actually engaged in an exchange of back-to-back unrelated statements or monologues.

Jill: Pink is like, my favorite color.
Jack: I like turtles.

Observer 1: Woah, Jack and Jill are totally hitting it off!
Observer 2: nah, it's just a converbation.

by Kraynmysky December 13, 2012

Converssassinated

When you lose your friend at a party to someone who won't let them leave a conversation.

"Where's Jim?", "He's over there, we've lost him though, he's been converssassinated!"

by idontlikemondays7 June 21, 2013

conversational coma

An eye-glazing lethargy induced by an individual that insists on explaining in depth a subject of little or no interest to his audience. More prevalent in mixed groups of engineers, scientists, and non-technical people.

"Laurie felt herself slipping into a conversational coma as a guy named Bob, a geologist she met at the party, insisted on explaining in detail why pyroxene and amphibole minerals were present in metamorphic terranes, whatever all that stuff is."

by tecdelver September 30, 2013

Conversation Thief

An individual who comes into a conversation and (Uncleverly) lays claim to all that was said. Like they brought all the information everyone was just discussing as their own. and worse?.....Believes that it were their own. this also can border line the grotesque acts of the "Conversation Vampire"!!!

Two people are standing there talking and a third person comes into the conversation, the third person nods head and agrees and within seconds begins to repeat what was said as it was their own idea, this is a "Conversation Thief". For it is obvious from the rest of the partakers in conversation that this individual lacks his or her own opinion, ideas, etc.

by Stevjean February 11, 2014

conversation teaser

said of someone who gets you very excited about a story she or he just remembered, but then realizes she or he doesn't know it well enough to actually tell it, leaving you highly frustrated.

RJ - Oh that reminds of that great story! see, this guy, he...well, turns out he wasn't who is was, but...you know, it's funny because...he was pretending to be...shit, i don't remember the whole thing, nevermind.

Justine - Dammit RJ! you're such a conversation teaser.

by justbrek July 11, 2014