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computer glich

Word often used by a reservations agent at a hotel to describe what must have happened to a guest that books a room that's not available because the wrong availability was posted on said hotels website.
Guest: I was just on your website and i booked a one-bedroom condo...I'd like to get my confirmation #.

Reservations Agent:{after noticing that this specific room type was sold out} I am sorry sir..but I show that you booked a 2-bedroom condo.

Guest: No, I booked a 1-bedroom. I was just on your site.

Reservations Agent: There must have been a computer glich.
by i don't have a name May 3, 2005
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computer-nerd

the statistics show most computer "nerds" are antisocial teenage males.
but i'm a girl and i'm not antisocial.
computer nerds are people that like computers FAR too much and spend most of their waking hours on it. they also know a lot that normal users dont
omg i just found a watch that has a usb cord stuck inside of it and it holds stuff!
by heidi February 3, 2004
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computer

Something you can teach your kid with and also look at porn.
He is on the computer.
by Why May 6, 2003
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apple computer

Forget the geeky, we're faster / no we're faster nonsense. Anyone who has followed the parallel development over the last 15 years knows that it goes - Mac pushes in front / PC pushes in front / Mac pushes in front / PC pushes in front / Mac goes 64 -bit / PC goes 64-bit etc etc - swings & roundabouts.

The definition which is consistently accurate over time is this :

Apple computers are the ones used by people who, in their own perception, rightly or wrongly, for richer or poorer, are more reluctant to suck the dick of the Man.

Selah.
Apple User : I, in my own perception, rightly or wrongly, for richer or poorer, remain reluctant to suck the dick of the Man.

PC User : Yeah sure, but right now I have a 7 TeraWhops DellCompaqIntelProtard, which kick ass l337 & compatible with all teh other 100 million (gobble) DellCompaqAMDProtard 7 FiloWhops (slurp) so u r 5u><0r (dribble) & i5 477 teh same culur /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\(glug glug glug)

The Man : Shut it bitch n keep chuggin.
by lex November 25, 2004
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compote

n. Any mixture of herbs, tobacco, and pot rolled into a cigarette.
Hey beck, roll up one a them compotes.
by efan January 12, 2009
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apple computer

A computer that geeks buy to seperate themselves further from society
d00d I just bought this l33t Apple yesterday! It's fuckin' 0V3RC10CK4D
by Anonymous July 4, 2003
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compooper

a compooper is a computer that is really shitty, or a cute way of saying computer.However, your computer is not a compooper if its a Mac.
"Dude, your computer isn't a Mac?"
"Na dawg, its a Dell."
"Oh shit man, you got a compooper."

"What ya doin cutie"
"Im on my compooper tehe"
by B-Zang June 15, 2007
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