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greeley colorado 

what can i say..nothing good.greeley co is filled with wanna be gangsters.people act like the people at wallmart (bad wallmart in town)all the time.nothing to do,except get high and drink.cause thats what almost everykid is diong.a mexican white community.with alots of race issues.a hospital with steryle issues.all the shops are closing ..cause everyone shops in loveland and fortcollins.recentley had a murder case cause of a stupid child molester.lets say you visit here watch your children!
john-im visiting family in greeley colorado!
kate-better hold your children tight!
john-haha very funny ,i brought a gun..
kate -kool!heres my shank.
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Colorado Chip 

Tostitos scoops, shredded colby jack cheese, microwave for 30 seconds. Add Montreal steak seasoning to chips, dip in zesty ranch dressing.
Colorado chips are gonna make us sooooo much money!! :)
Colorado Chip by Camping Kunte Kinte September 25, 2011

Kanye colors 

Shorthand for Kanye West's retro-futuristic color palette - basically day-glo + Easter pastels. Wearing Kanye colors is a sign that you remember that ancient era known as the 1980s.

c.f.: The cover of Graduation (2007).
Guy 1 (pointing at Guy 2): "Kanye colors, Kanye colors!"

Guy 2: *sobs*, *draws the shades on his shades*
Kanye colors by Jeff Fries July 13, 2009

Colorado Turnaround 

When a woman is riding a double ended dildo with the other end in a dude's ass, all while giving him a reacharound. When he's about to pop, he spins around and blasts love graffiti all over her Rocky Mountains.
After giving Randy a thorough Jersey Foghorn, Melissa applied the Colorado Turnaround and relished in the results.
1. A diatomic chemical element, number 17, which is a yellow-green gas and can form many compounds such as sodium choride.
2. The mixture of chlorine with various other chemicals that is added to pools.
I need to add some chlorine to my pool.
chlorine by 5'1"Racer July 15, 2005

colorguarder 

A Kid who's confident, loud and most certainly didn't want to be a cheerleader.

Guy Guard Member:
He can be gay, but not always. He's strong, graceful and is always surrounded by 40 girls. He has real balls to go up infront of tons of people and do amazing shit to only get critisized.

Girl Guard Member:

A pretty and outgoing girl. She's sweet and helpful to anyone who wants to learn about guard. There loyal and care about they're guard family.

They are all amazing, and are a huge family along with the marching band :)
Damn, Those Colorguarders stick together.

That's stephy, she's a Colorguarder.

Look at how graceful those Colorguarders are!
colorguarder by SmileKid16 May 4, 2010
Non-swimmer: "Eww, John, you smell like chlorine!"

Swimmer: "No, I got up at four in the morning today to swim because swimming is manly and I'm too manly-assed and sexy to take a shower once in a while."
chlorine by slow_swimmer_chick October 18, 2008