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Cocaine Fat

A definition of obesity which involves consumption of cocaine in massive amounts. It involves profuse sweating through layer of clothing.
My dad told me the round, sweaty comedian we just met was gonna die soon. He said he was “cocaine fat, be glad you met him.”
by The JBZ June 27, 2021
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Cocaine

Stuff u sniff sniff make u go go run
COCAINE JIM
I TOOK COCAINE WANT TO GO RUN 7 MARATHONS AND THEN CRY??? LETS GO RUN 7 MARATHONS THEN CRY!!!
by Mrs President March 3, 2022
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Cocaine Capitalism

A type of capitalism usually advocated for by Libertarians that involves the legalization and marketization of traditionally illegal or illicit goods or services such as prostitution and cocaine.
*refills the freedom crack-pipe* Man, I can’t believe cocaine capitalism is a real thing that people believe in.
by Unquestionably Burdensome February 15, 2024
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Cocaine Cuck

a person who purchases the merchandise, but can’t partake and watches everyone else toot in front of him and enjoys it
A friend bought cocaine for his buddies party but since he is a cuck, watches them for enjoyment instead of doing it himself. Hence we call him a cocaine cuck
by Jonny bananas July 24, 2025
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