A man that is has airplanes stuck up the ass almost as much as he's getting pegged by fish daily while he also sits on the floor while jacking off to cartoon females
by Lauren meengs June 24, 2022
Get the Adam clarkmug. by idknameherebye January 8, 2020
Get the Dennis Clarkemug. A famous writer who wrote “Mcdonald’s Lover” back in 2019 after her Mother tragically passed away , Jacqueline was so distraught she stayed home for 6 months.
Man 1: Look that fat bastard Jacqueline clarks mother died!
Man 2:she is probably ordering mcdonald’s to get over it.
Man 2:she is probably ordering mcdonald’s to get over it.
by Burgerlover2017 September 17, 2022
Get the Jacqueline Clarkmug. 
A cheating hoe who talks to his ex he gives off small dick energy and doesn’t know when to stop he fucks up a lot in his life and is really insecure about every thing he does especially his body that’s why the gym means more than anything else in his life he is arrogant and not a guy you should trust with your heat
by ????$?$?$&!?&&?&!& July 5, 2022
Get the Clarkmug. Shark boy ; A prehistoric creature that has been living under the depths of the sea. It is a vicious creature indeed.
It is known for being quite short in length. However, it has deadly uneven teeth that are known to be quite strong; it can take a chunk out of a toe. It is reported to have a poor sense of humor.
This shark also tends to simp however it is known for failing to find love in the sea.
A Clark The Shark also has a poor sense of direction and has a poor sense of vision.
It is a member of the predator family however it is often hunted by its own prey and sacrificed to a rock.
Conclusion I believe that in one more year it will go extinct.
It is known for being quite short in length. However, it has deadly uneven teeth that are known to be quite strong; it can take a chunk out of a toe. It is reported to have a poor sense of humor.
This shark also tends to simp however it is known for failing to find love in the sea.
A Clark The Shark also has a poor sense of direction and has a poor sense of vision.
It is a member of the predator family however it is often hunted by its own prey and sacrificed to a rock.
Conclusion I believe that in one more year it will go extinct.
by anonymous November 29, 2021
Get the Clark The Sharkmug. He is cute, charming hot amd sometimes can be mean but he will change later on he always is loyal and honest. He is also respectful amd kind amd all the girls love him and he is really funny. You need to become his friend before you can't or become his lover soon or you won't get another chance at him.
by I only speak the truth 123 October 31, 2019
Get the Carson Clarkmug.