Chapped

1. Having no money 2. uncool 3. ugly 4.disrespectful 5. generally undesirable

" Nigga your ol lady is chapped."

" I gotta find some ins im booku chapped."

by Lyrical_Beast September 7, 2009

knee capped

A method of persuation or intimidation that originated from the I.R.A. (Irish Republican Army) where a person is held down and someone takes a 2x4 piece of wood with a nail stuck through it and beats the victims knees with it untill they rip his/her knee cap off or permanently damage it so they can never walk again and undergo serious pain and agony.

An Orange coat got knee capped to scare the british out of Ireland.

by MoFo'in CRIT January 23, 2005

clapper

A young woman who is so loose in the vaginal area that she claps when she walks.

That girl who had sex with Jon was a clapper I have seen her leave that bar with 8 other dudes in the past month.

by mikemikemike86 November 9, 2006

chapped ass syndrome

Dry anus caused by severe anal sex. Also referred to as C.A.S. Symptoms include anal bleeding, skin peeling from the rectum, dizziness, blurred vision, and obscured thinking.

Herb has chapped ass syndrome.

by Dr. nakanutzoff October 22, 2008

chapped poomper

Raw or chapped skin in the inner but crack from riding a bicycle for too long.

I rode my bike for so long my ass got chapped poomper and now it stings.

by eric1970 April 9, 2014

clamped hose

clamped hose When a guy is urinating but the penis eye is partially blocked and causes a side way piss spray.

His clamped hose has caused piss to spray the the wall like a fire truck hose.

by Xeroman March 20, 2016

Clipped the cigar

When taking a poop and you pinch off too soon thus making a mess on your bum.

Ah man, that was a messy wipe, I clipped the cigar.

by schissler June 17, 2018