Chunkyhandy

To masturbate or the act of masturbation
derived from some sad fuckwit texting in to babestation on game network.

'Eddie kept on trying to give me a chunkyhandy when i was asleep'

by jimbo January 10, 2004

chunky change

when a fat amke or female (fat ass boo) playz u for money to buy drugs (u no u want tha crack)

Gimme My Crack money ya fuckin chunky change!!

by Da KaE February 7, 2004

chuckys ma

Northern Irish Mother who sells herself to the highest bidding 'client' for the evening. Though the highest bid is usually a couple quid

*WARNING* this rough hoe does not give change!

Skilled in oral sex and is willing and able to do anything for a couple of quid no matter how deprived. Can be found anywhere in Belfast as long as the price is right or a packet of chips is on offer

Chuckys ma can also be called a call gurl or working gurl, aslo to be found in the Europa Hotel

by Andy Belfast July 16, 2008

chunky crap

1) material that needs to be dressed away from plants.

2) slang term for red feces caused by high iron intake.

1) You need to clean that chunky crap from them plants so you can get down to the nitty gritty.

2) What a horrible chunky bowel movement.

by Robard July 13, 2007

chuckynades

to stick your testicles into someones mouth. then have them clench down as hard as possible on your testicles, meanwhile jerking you off

1.dude i totally gave john a chuckynades last night!
2.sweet!
3. yea he really enjoyed the pain

by ur a orphine April 25, 2010

chunky keyboard syndrome

When there is a very ugly, old keyboard that takes up more than twice the space it needs to.

You have chunky keyboard syndrome. Your keyboard is just ridiculous.

by the brains at work October 6, 2010

Chunky Smoothie

A clean shaven vagina with big fat lips.

My boyfriend loves kissing up on my chunky smoothie.

by Joemalski April 17, 2014