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anorexic chomp

another way of calling a nibble
She took an anorexic chomp off my burger, only eating a bit of the bun and none of the patty.
by Polkstreet415 September 15, 2010
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Tramp Champagne

Another way of saying Cider.
tramp being a chav or a poor person, and champagne takin the mick out of what they use to celebrate.
Chav/Tramp 1: EY! my missus dropped her 9th kid today!
Chav/Tramp 2: wheeey crack out the cider!

Onlooker: Ugh, those chavs and their bloody Tramp Champagne!
by LOLTRAMPCHAMPAGNE December 29, 2010
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put on the rocky road chimpanzee suit

Chimpanzees are notorious for throwing their feces and ejaculate around. Putting on the rocky road chimpanzee suit is when a person is covered with every single bodily fluid available.
That blind date was such a psycho. All he wanted to do was put on the rocky road chimpanzee suit. There was piss and blood everywhere!
by Patick O'Neil January 22, 2006
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champagne socialist

Try this trick to dismiss your opponent's arguments without listening to them. Especially effective against people who can afford a better phone than you or those who sometimes indulge in luxuries. This ad hominem attack is sure to nullify even the most well thought-out argument for wealth distribution.

Say the person you're talking to is arguing for more economic equality but they haven't given all their money away? Champagne socialist.

What if they're explaining the purpose of unions but you're getting a bit bored of performing mental gymnastics? Champagne socialist.

Now if they're trying to tell you that there are reasons some people can't work that aren't laziness? Champagne socialist.

Try it today, and if they call you out on it, try calling them a closed-minded virtue signalling hypocrite. Then when they get tired of talking to you because you're beyond help, you are free to proclaim victory and can continue to feel smug about supporting the broken system you were indoctrinated to believe in.
So, you want unemployed people not to die from easily treatable health problems, but you won't even sell your house and live as a hermit in the woods to make it happen; could you even be more of a champagne socialist?
by FantasticHairline99 May 30, 2018
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chompin

when one talks shit on another, never shuts up.
I heard you were Chompin while I was gone yesterday!
by Thedent May 22, 2007
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Cotton Chomper

Euphamism for a lady with a huge posterior wearing a thong
Look at that huge woman over there, yes your mum.. she's cotton chomping today!
by Rb September 30, 2004
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chilli chomper

Known as a Mexican or any other type of hispanics who love chillies.
usually only the darker minority of the mexican.
by jose maria de guadalupe July 17, 2006
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