chew on tea leaves

when you try to do something but you miss the whole point.

derivation: When you brew tea but forget the hot water. (an exaggeration but thats the point i guess)

me: *editing someone's analytical essay*
Someone: What do you think?
me: Bruh you make a huge claim by saying that Fitzgerald's detail about the green light signifies innocence but you didn't explain any of it. You just sort of dropped the claim in the paragraph. Ur making me chew on tea leaves here buddy.

by ahlaaron April 14, 2019

Chewe

Chewe is a name that means someone loved or one loved by everyone

''Chewe'' Noun

by tic-tac October 4, 2022

Cherry Poprock Chewing

Cherry Poprock Chewing - When someone of any sex is performing a rimjob on someone of any sex and begins chewing on their hemorrhoids

“I heard that in prison if you bend down in the shower, someone will do some cherry poprock chewing on you”

by Milf Destroyer 420 August 7, 2024

chew monster

somebody who sucks on the low

I had her at the crib last night, she a mean chew monster

by GXLDENRAYS November 13, 2015

chew him up

Colorado DOC slang for...get off his nuts.

Damn this dope is do good i got from that dude.
Chew him up then.

by Gyost February 11, 2018

chewing tar

When a bully is bullying you and he/she makes you chew tar.

"Damn! Reggie Nelson is chewing tar after Greg Giraldo's last roast!"

by Greggy Greg August 6, 2016

Bite off more than I can chew

Jordan, you a crybaby and a fucking sissy. If I have to come find your daughter to fuck her... She will not survive the encounter.

Hym "Did I bite off more than I can chew? No. You had a mental breakdown because you are none of the things you thought you were and now you are trying to collude in a fascistic capacity to LIE and try get everyone to pretend that I am not what I am. Which is: Better than you. Better than you. Better than your slut daughter. And it's east for you do do that because you're dealing with Christians. Because Chritians are inherently dishonest. Oh! Cripple! I forgot to call your daughter a Cripple. Cripple slut daughter. Daughter sluuuuuut!"

by Hym Iam August 23, 2024