Definitions by Waaadds

chewing asbestos 

n. CHOO-ing a-SBES-tis, -tos

Loose long-fiber asbestos intended for chewing

I used to inhale asbestos dust, but these days I prefer to use chewing asbestos

West Virginia and Wyoming are the only states that still allow the sale of chewing asbestos

chewing asbestos by Waaadds July 22, 2022

Chessant 

N. Ches-AHNT

A connoisseur of chess sets, usually an amateur at the game of chess itself, sometimes with considerable inherited wealth

Paul: I bought a chess set for sixpence
George: Groovy mate
Ringo: Where's John?
George: He's not invited, bloody chessant only plays with gold sets!

Chessant by Waaadds July 12, 2022