Tug Cheese

The viscous ring of lube that accumulates around the bellend when wanking with excessive amounts of lubricant.

Post nut, the tug ring may also be comprised of an amalgam of lube, cum and even smegma depending upon male cleanliness.

My mom walked in while I was enjoying some post nut clarity but she should smell the aromas of tug cheese and asked me if I was working on a new crust sock.

by Dick Onchin September 8, 2020

Shrimp Cheese

1. (noun) The smell produced by someone's penis when they don't clean the cum off of their cock before stuffing it back into their underwear.

2. (verb) To stuff your cum-covered penis back into your underwear without cleaning it off first.

"People aren't going to give you head when you shrimp cheese it every time you masturbate."

by breezy_caesar April 11, 2021

Chicken Cheesecake

A chicken parmigiana.

Me and the boys are going to the pub for some chicken cheesecakes and a couple beers.

by Yaboiskinnypeen June 8, 2021

Ball Cheese

Commonly known as sperm, semen, ejaculate. The white milky substance stored in the male testicles of humans, and animals.

Susan was such a worthless slut she let randomn men drain thier Ball Cheese down her throat.

by Jasper LaPrizrak November 6, 2021

Shrek cheese

cheese from a shrek farm in egypt

i bought some Shrek cheese from Egypt

by shrek of yes March 24, 2022

Ecuadorian cheese

Ecuadorian cheese is cheese that is cheesy and kind of salty. It tasty delicious. Mmm. Best cheese ever! It goes great on rice or in tortilla balls made of corn.

Fernando: Ecuadorian cheese is the best cheese ever!

Samantha: Yes! Delicious!

by HawaiianPunch1 September 16, 2023

hazleton with cheese

A form of mutal masturbation, in which a yeast infected woman hangs by her feet, while a man mastubates her. He catches soft yeast falling from her vagina on his penis, and she uses it as lubricant, to masturbate his penis.

pervert: I love your fishy stank all over my cock.

bitch: Hope you enjoy it, I didn't clean my snatch for several weeks.

pervert: The hazleton with cheese is the bomb.

by Hazletard-in-Chief December 11, 2010