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cheating wanker

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Lying, cheating, worthless scum of the Earth that hasn't had a shag in over a year cos' his dick is too infected.

Compulsive liar.
Stingy bastard.
Selfish gay prick.
Uuuuuuurgh look at that cheating wanker Rohan - gross!

Rohan tried it on with me and I puked up from the stench of that cheating wanker.
by saaaaaaaaaahgal January 20, 2008
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Cheating

when a man sneaks out of his OWN house, to go and find some happiness away from you, behind your back so that YOU don’t feel bad,

Cheating is for you girls.

(- Patrice O’Neal)
He was cheating for you!
by jsadecki June 7, 2018
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Nacho Cheating

When a girlfriend makes nachos for a party or group of other people instead of making them for her boyfriend. An extreme slight, especially when said boyfriend has been asking for them for ages.
Boy: Hey do you think I could have nachos later?
Girl: Sure, i'll make them for the party on Saturday.
Boy:...Nacho Cheating
by Gurbachen March 11, 2010
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Running like an Ethiopian chasing its food

Running extremely fast, as if your life is dependent on it. Like you are an Ethiopian whose survival is reliant on catching your prey.
Alex is so fast, running like an Ethiopian chasing its food.
by Humanities April 13, 2011
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chasing pavements

Slang term used for the act of specifically searching for a partner with whom to engage in either rimming, frosting or other scat related activities. The term 'pavements' is used as a euphamism for buttocks.
I'm going out chasing pavements tonight, I need me some of that hot ass fudge! hmmmmmmmmmmmm
by The Pounder January 29, 2008
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AZIAN CHATTING/WRITING

shortened or expanded phonetic way of writing. Yah we use our brains more then we actually think when we type "our way".
any thing with the "oi" sound ex: boy becomes boi
"ph" words become f ex: phonetic - fonetic
words that en in en become 'n
any word that sounds like a letter uses that letter
ur- your/you are
yah yeah- yes
nah- no/know
maybeeh- maybe
meeh- me
no- know
r- are
dis- this/disrespect
dat- that
dae- they/day
mah- my
sekci sexE- sexy
sry- sorry
wlx- welcome
tnx- thank you
wha- what
pnoy- pinoy
pnay- pinay
pny- pinay
boi- boy
mztisa- mistissa
flip- filipino
chink- chinese
spic/k- spanish/latino
fone- phone
hea- here
ida no- i don't know
oic- oh i see
bby- baby
ma- mom/my
by xvpnysn0bvx December 28, 2004
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Chasing pavements

Game played by teenagers in urban UK. One player spots dog feces. Players stand at an equal distance from the feces and mastrubate. Upon ejaculation, they aim at the feces. The one that shoots the furthest is the loser and has to put the feces in his mouth.
by Don pb March 27, 2009
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