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catholic grading system

A=Gay for Jesus
B=no longer virgin

C=Cucked by Nuns
D=Dicked by priest

F=Fucked by pope
I have an F in scripture Jonny, I hope I don't get sent to the pope. Man, I love the catholic grading system
by FastBallPaul December 4, 2017
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catholic thot

That girl who is a prude at school and always doing that weird prayer thing with the head and chest. Take that girl and give them a shot of communion wine and a Nicki Minaj karaoke set and watch them resurrect into their new self. Sister Margaret will not be pleased.
Wow, Becky is such a catholic thot.
by your average cathlicorn December 4, 2017
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Lake Michigan Catholic

A poor private public school across the street from a courthouse. This place has at least 8 teachers leave every year and is infested by human centipedes.
by Mr. Salerno December 2, 2019
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Catholic Central

A sausage party of white males who don’t have any women to look at in school so they spend their time slapping and squeezing each other’s butts and have nude shower party’s in the locker room but also they love to make fun of LGBTQ+ while shaving each-others backs and ass after football practice.
Look that Catholic Central boy is wearing really really short lulu lemon shorts that are riding up his ass
by CCISDABEST June 12, 2020
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catholic volleyball

n. Ass-eating threesome
Dustin, Jenny & I played catholic volleyball under the oak trees last night.
by Twelve Oaksrehab July 17, 2020
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buzzard catholic

One who only goes to Mass when someone dies.
As I get older and friends pass away I've become a buzzard catholic
by hippie samurai June 20, 2012
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Catholic Twister

The ridiculously unnatural contortion of the body, commonly witnessed during films involving demonic possesion or Catholic exorcisms.
"The demon possessed girl was nearly finished with a game of Catholic Twister by the time the priest arrived."
by ChasetheInferno January 11, 2012
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