Carson

*insert definition of perfect or whatever

“Wow you see that guy carson yea hes super hot and sexy and cool and funny!”

by Ballshahafart July 5, 2021

Carson cheek

A straight dog. Him. Gangy. Guy who has a lot of sex and doesn’t have a chode.

That guy is Carson cheek, he is him.

by Partyanimal29 May 5, 2023

carson wu

carson wu a short 1.53 meter tall kid that hits on girls, and flirts with them to. if you do anything that is seemed as "simping", he would ship you for the rest of your or his life. not many girls like/love him (0)? do to his short temper nature. he is also gay, and huge others for small and random things

carson: YOU DID IT!!!
*HUGE*
carson wu a short 1.53 meter tall kid that hits on girls, and flirts with them to. if you do anything that is seemed as "simping", he would ship you for the rest of your or his life. not many girls like/love him (0)? do to his short temper nature. he is also gay, and huge others for small and random things

by HUMANIDENTIYADFUASHKLFDJHAS;DF May 25, 2022

carson

stupid,gay,weird and short

carson is stupid,gay,weird and short

by wifenlooof September 15, 2022

Carson Clark

He is cute, charming hot amd sometimes can be mean but he will change later on he always is loyal and honest. He is also respectful amd kind amd all the girls love him and he is really funny. You need to become his friend before you can't or become his lover soon or you won't get another chance at him.

You: I see carson clark he is so hot.
Best Friend: ikr and he is funny.
You: He just is perfect.

by I only speak the truth 123 October 31, 2019

carson

a friend who dresses like a manilla envelope, and is such a caretaker friend. He chefs up whenever you’re hungry and always makes sure you’re well fed. He is the spearhead of the sassy man apocalypse, and he rocks a turtleneck like a German milf. You’d be honored to be his friend. He is brutally honest but always acts out of the kindness of his heart. His kryptonite is a good ole glass of wine.

Yo did you see Carson out like a light with his room smelling like my grandma’s house?

Yeah he’s such a good friend!

by Bignoosa September 23, 2023

Carson

A mushroom looking man that brings bad luck
Never date a Carson.

Person 1) who’s that mushroom
Looking man?

Person 2) Oh, that’s Carson.

by Urmom2009 November 7, 2021