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Canadian Blowtorch

When a male and female are having intercourse and the male covers his dick in maple syrup.
Brandon: Sally why does your pussy have syrup in it!

Sally: Andrew gave me a good ol' Canadian Blowtorch yesterday.
by itsacanadian88 May 7, 2017
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Canada

The country i am moving to when Bush finally brings back the draft.
"HOLY CRAP! Satan is president and he wants to send me to die in a foreign desert. Wait a minute, i've got an idea. "Oh Canada..."
by spider jerusalem June 3, 2005
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Canadian Mud Shark

White Canadians(usually females) that prefer African Americans(usually males from American Ghettoes). Canadian Mudsharks are usually found in cities near the Canadian/American border: Victoria, Vancouver, Calgary, Regina, Winnipeg, Kenora, Thunder Bay, Windsor, London, Hamilton, Montreal, Ottawa, Kingston, Toronto, Quebec.

Canadian Mudsharks prefer African Americans but will settle for Jamaicans or Africans from Africa.
Jane: Has anyone seen Karen?
Martha: Oh she's in the States this weekend.
Jane: Again? Is she Hunting Blacks still?
Martha: Probably. What a Canadian Mud Shark!
Jane: Before long she'll have Mud Skippers, eh?
by Jason Hard January 11, 2009
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canada

The mysterious blank space at the top of American maps where snowstorms, cold fronts, maple syrup, hockey players and comedians come from.
"What state is Canada in?" (Nurse, San Antonio, Texas, October 2005)
by Eugene206 August 25, 2006
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Canadian Money'd

To lose control of yourself by way of drinking an exorbitant amount of alcohol, shot after shot perhaps one may say. In such loss of control, one wakes up not remembering what just took place the last 6 hours of their life, startled in the back of a random empty Chrysler 300, with Canadian money in their pocket.
After a long wedding weekend, a man named Brett stumbled home walking to the other side of the dirty Black River. This was after pacing 100 yds back and forth 6 or 7 different times, and finally choosing the right direction to start walking in. All the while praising God his bum did not feel violated. Brett may have traveled to Canada, we or he will never know, but at least he got home in one piece. Ex: Brett was Canadian Money'd last night. Or; You're so Canadian Money right now you don't even know it. Or; I was so Canadian Money'd. Also; I was rich with Canadian Money last night.
by The Cottage Life August 24, 2009
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Canadangerous

1 :A person or thing who/that is dangerous by either nature design or circumstance, and of Canadian Origin or descent.

2:A situation which is dangerous, but one that can be overcome through the usage of skills unique to people of Canadian origin or descent

3: A situation considered Dangerous, or otherwise hazardous with conditions and or situations unique to people of Canadian origin or descent.
1 :The Canadian army is Canadangerous !

My friend John is really Canadangerous

2: Last night at Tim Hortons was Canadangerous

3: "Did you see that Ice rain last night ?, "Yah, that was canadangerous"
by Junovian December 2, 2011
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canadian cock

Calvin has a great cock, he's got the Canadian Cock
by Canadian Goose April 20, 2014
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