carpet balls

The itchyness of one's gonads as though one has been fornicating on carpet.

Shit man, these undies have given me carpet balls.

by speech boy June 11, 2018

Catpetulate

Brushing your cat a certain way.
Which way we don't know yet.

Hey I think your cat need to be catpetulate.

by Slushiesarelife August 29, 2018

carpetdirt

The unmixed chocolatepowder or coffeepowder at the bottom of the cup that makes that last sip so intense.

"F*** you didnt mix my coffee well you c*nt, F***ing carpetdirt sh*t. MAKE A NEW ONE!!!"

by teppeskrot September 18, 2018

carpet stain

Um.... it’s when you spill something on your carpet and can’t come out...

Mum: Damn, I just spilled my noodles!
Me: WE’LL NOW YOU’VE MADE A FUCKING CARPET STAIN...

by Brookeisdumb November 6, 2018

Carpet fitter

Someone who walks with their arms out to the side to make themselves appear harder, while in reality, showing off what a tiny dick they have.

A carpet fitter will walk with their arms out as if they are carrying two rolls of carpet

Look at that p**** walking like a carpet fitter. He thinks he's hard

by 123rodney123 November 12, 2018

carpet snacking

When your toddler throws his goddamn food all over the carpet and then constantly comes back to it in order to snack on old, hair covered food.

My kid has had several bad shits today, but I cannot tell if it is from teething or from all his carpet snacking.

by trace brock January 11, 2019

Carpet Beating

Jerking off in someone else’s room

Stop carpet beating and get out of my room

by Ayurpjurp May 28, 2019