callories

Fattening carb-units that you consume from munching on junk food while languidly yacking on the telephone, and thus said overly-rich-nutrients are more effective at packing on the pounds, just as they are if you chomp on chips and beer while sedentarily watching TV on the couch instead of exercising.

If you love gabbing with your buds on the horn for extended periods, a simple way to avoid the effects of callories is to only chow down on celery and carrot sticks (unsalted peanut butter can help make these "dull" foods more palatable) during these intervals, and save the tastier starchy/salty/sugary snacks for times when you're more active.

by QuacksO October 3, 2019

Callan

Callan is the most best friend you can have. she’s always there for you now matter what. she makes you laugh until you pee your pants. she usually has green eyes and brown or blonde hair, she wins all the boys and the funniest girl all around.

callan made me laugh so much i peed

by egd.gbd October 15, 2019

carlone

When you get cash to buy a car.

I Brad a Carlone bad.

by Pixi4u November 19, 2019

calling unc

To vomit at any time, usually after drinking alcohol.

Goddamn I was drinking all that Henny last night. I been calling unc all morning

by Noname145 December 30, 2019

CaltonPeep

A Year-six child that goes\went to Calton Primary and has been separated from their friends because of the corona-virus. Also they will miss SATS because of it. We miss and love everyone soooooo much and ; hope to see each other soon <3

i am a CaltonPeep bc i want to be!!!!

by xo.._chanae_..ox March 22, 2020

carlonine

caroline but you suck at typing

where is carlonine

by anonymousdefiner.org March 22, 2020

callan

Biggest ballbag ever, #puberty hit early, and slabby bums

Omg callan ur balls are huge

by Amunny June 25, 2020