California Chops

Muttonchops that are shaped like California.

Look at Steve! His muttonchops are shaped like California, so I suppose he has California Chops! Ba Dum Chh!

by 9voltoyster September 27, 2010

California Rimjob

When your model of a wife comes in your bedroom and licks your asshole while your screwing a five dollar whore.

Hey guys, I got a california rimjob from my wife last night when i was fucking a five dollar whore.

by BigBonerJoe February 23, 2011

california snow shoe

When a california womans vagina is so wore out, you can fit your foot in there and walk around

"You had better slow down sally." "Taking all that dick so often is gonna leave you with a california snow shoe."

by Dr. Kenzobis September 12, 2011

California Widow

A woman separated from her husband, but not divorced, when her spouse went West to seek a better life and intending to send for her at a later date. He never does.

California Widow married but separated

by ChanceMeeting March 7, 2014

California Lumberjack

synonym for 'hipster'

"Gobun wears flannel and listens to death grips. He's a california lumberjack"

by MrGobun January 6, 2015

California Mustard

When a farmer squeezes a lemon above a women vagina and the juice stings the women and causes a burning sensation.

"That chic last night really enjoyed me performing that California Mustard"

by KatelynLovesKurt June 13, 2015

California Rollover

When smoking weed with someone and you give them the first hit and they torch the fresh green from the whole top of the bowl

Dude, easy with the California Rollover.

by FreedomTodd March 31, 2016