shit-cakes

When something does not go the way you wanted.

"Sorry man, you didn't get it"
"Ahhhh shit-cakes"

by Pete89 July 25, 2007

cake bread

a term coined by world-renowned rap battler "chuck" on the viral cp (counter productive) feature titled "chuck kills a bottlecap - a cp short"
nobody knows exactly what this means, however it has been known to absolutely obliterate any opposing rapper instantaneously

rapper 1: your mom gay
rapper 2: oh yeah ?? well I cake bread
rapper 1: *explodes*

by kiwikaiju February 1, 2021

noonie cakes

your significant other; your lover; your best friend

I love spending time with my noonie cakes.

by Boopie ba da doopie September 10, 2011

Puss cake

Term used by Clint Eastwood in the movie "Gran Torino", meaning a sweet "pussy". In other words, It means that you are a sweet faggot.

Kid: I can't ask her out..I'm too scared
Clint E: Well sit here on your ass then Puss cake.

by NoAssClownEss February 17, 2009

Booty Cake

When someone doesn't wipe themselves good enough after taking a shit & leaves a crusty icing in their underwear.

Damn fool! You made one hell of a Booty Cake in your briefs!

by Bill Bixby May 16, 2005

lame cakes

the carefree, positive, life-loving way to say 'lame'.

it sucks but it's not that bad.

person a: "i went to the fair today but didn't get cotton candy because the line was too long..."
person b:"lame cakes"

by Torey H March 29, 2008

Ass cake

A close relative to the turd. Ass cakes are dropped in the toilet soon after consuming such things as Monster Energy drinks, Dr. Peppers, Dr. McSteves, or Cake. Ass Cakes pass quickly and quietly with little to no pain or discomfort. Dropping an ass cake is usually a pleasant experience that should not even require you to grab the nearest Playboy. It is advised that you announce to anyone that can hear you when you are about to drop an ass cake. It is vital information. They wish to know of your pleasure.

Greg: Hey man, I gotta go drop an ass cake.
Joe: I love you

by Ellisniss MGP January 17, 2010