crap bag

Basically, a bag filled with crap or made out of crap. See poo turd log shit

1.Omg Sally, check out my new crap bag!

2.This bag is filled with crap!

by EllaIzM1nt October 12, 2007

Oh, crap

What you say the moment you realize you blew it, sometimes even when you didn't screw up beyond. It's always said or thought before an imminent mishap, like falling down the stairs, or breaking something in which case more severe profanity is utilized immediately afterwards. By now you know what I mean. It's also an expression of embarrassment.

"You have toilet paper stuck to your shoe."

"Oh, crap!"

by werallsonsofbitches December 16, 2009

Jap Crap

Anything that is made in Japan that is a piece of shit. Examples would be the anime crap, Mitsubishis, non-car Hondas (half of the Honda cars suck anyway), non-sony electronics, and especially those Japanese people..

It's all about non-Japanese stuff, like the ones that say "Made in China" the Japs suck so much that they put factories in China.

You, all your stuff, and your family are Jap Crap

by David Li April 23, 2005

crap factory

A slang term for one's digestive system.

Time to fill my "crap factory"

by r3n October 28, 2002

thread crapping

Making off-topic posts in a thread on a message board.

This has nothing to go with the subject, stop thread crapping you idiot!

by cvrefugee February 3, 2005

crap-hop

Hip-hop music which is crap, by being too comercial, crude, or in some way unsuitable to be classified as proper hip-hop.

We left the club because it was playing nothing but crap-hop.

by Anonymous November 8, 2003

Jesus crap!

1. A corruption of the phrase "Jesus Christ!"
2. An exclamation usually used after one had been owned.
3. Said after an incredible event/an event thought to never occur.

"Jesus crap!" may be used in the same manner as Sweet Jesus, but only sparingly.

"Dude, Golden Corral burnt down yesterday."
"Jesus crap!"

"Jesus crap! They got friggin' owned!"

by T3GM January 8, 2009