that's the way the cookie crumbles
that's the way the cookie crumbles by fireworks_are_blue August 19, 2004
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Bum Crumble
To administer a royal bumming...To open a can of whoopass on one's friend/nemesis/child...To give someone a jolly good thrashing at something, e.g. a computer game, or contact sport such as killing.
"You'd better not be trying to overtake me adey. I am the king of rollcage and I shall be making bum crumble if you aren't careful. you assmunch."
"Put that child down adey, you can't bring him with you or you'll get a fresh serving of bum crumble from that police officer"
"Put that child down adey, you can't bring him with you or you'll get a fresh serving of bum crumble from that police officer"
Bum Crumble by Mighty O May 14, 2008
English Crumb
A slang term used to describe a sexual act. The specific type of act is not defined as to leave the audience guessing.
With an assortment of donuts to choose from, he only wanted an English Crumb.
Did you hear that Kurt gave Amy an English Crumb.
Did you hear that Kurt gave Amy an English Crumb.
English Crumb by Piranha669 April 17, 2011
Butt Crumb
The little bits of poo left behind after a flush. Butt Crumbs will generally swirl around as the toilet fills, but often settle in the bottom eventually. Phantom Butt Crumbs also exist - they tend to show up after the toilet fills halfway, so even after you check there is still a chance they will show up. Butt Crumbs are most common after eating a big salad or Chinese Buffet, but also occur often during an illness.
also known as 'leavings' by those more cultured.
also known as 'leavings' by those more cultured.
'dude, did you have a salad today?'
'yeah, howd you know?'
'you left a bunch of butt crumbs in the toilet'
'must have been phantom, i waited after the flush for like a minute.'
also 'when you came to my apartment, you left butt crumbs, in the toilet...Annie are you ok? are you ok Annie?'
'yeah, howd you know?'
'you left a bunch of butt crumbs in the toilet'
'must have been phantom, i waited after the flush for like a minute.'
also 'when you came to my apartment, you left butt crumbs, in the toilet...Annie are you ok? are you ok Annie?'
Butt Crumb by qbe July 5, 2012
Crumb
One who acts in a disturbingly weird and slightly psychotic manor. Will tend to say very strange and random things no one else finds funny except for other crumbs.. Crumbs can be seen with harry potter shit written on their converse, dressing up as the Darien Lake guy, and randomly conducting music no one else hears. A Crumb will often call other people crumbs, in turn making them an even bigger crumb. Crumbs can be found annoying but are very often misunderstood.
William:What the hell is written on your shoe?
Maggie: Nothing
William: Does that say I love harry Potter?
Maggie: Yeah, STFU!
William: *sighs* crumb
Maggie: Nothing
William: Does that say I love harry Potter?
Maggie: Yeah, STFU!
William: *sighs* crumb
Crumb by I made up the word crumb! November 2, 2008