when a male is chewing tobacco and spits the tobacco juice between a females tits and then begins to tit fuck her. The male then cums on her face, after orgasm the male then spits his tobacco juices on her face.
I was tit fucking this bitch with big ol titties and i had a dip in my mouth at the time, i had no lube so i used my dip spit and the dirty cowboy worked great. I didn't even have to light up a smoke after sex.
by big guns 'mike johnson August 31, 2006
A Midnight Cowboy is a male prostitute.
by USAF Cadet January 31, 2021
by ha-ha April 13, 2005
Slighty more civilized hillbillies. See Redneck Tim McGraw. (Country Music section of your Music store)
THE RETARD'S EVOLUTIONARY CHAIN
Bullshit -> Psycho Bitch -> KKK -> Hillbillies -> Rednecks -> Urban Cowboy -> Republicans
THE RETARD'S EVOLUTIONARY CHAIN
Bullshit -> Psycho Bitch -> KKK -> Hillbillies -> Rednecks -> Urban Cowboy -> Republicans
Urban Cowboys wave up American Flags 24 hours of the day and write country songs about the US Army ramming their boots up Saddam's ass, cause "It's the American Way." Well... maybe the South.
by G-Union June 23, 2004
The act of hand washing your ass with toilet water after you've taken a crap because you have no toilet paper. Flushing multiple times ensures a good final rinse.
Jim: What took you so long?
Billy: Those McEmployees forgot to to restock the tp so I had to use the cowboy bidet. Then I had to wait while I drip dried.
Billy: Those McEmployees forgot to to restock the tp so I had to use the cowboy bidet. Then I had to wait while I drip dried.
by Caasi March 12, 2008
by lilrunner15 March 11, 2015
An almagamation of the cowboy and the poet. Even cooler than a ninja, or, indeed, a ninja pirate. Of course, the ninja pirate cowboy poet is greater than all.
by Donald F June 27, 2006