Mr Cooke

A prick that talks about other people’s pee and how he has a degree. CUNT

There goes Mr Cooke chatting shit again

by 6-mil November 19, 2019

sam cook

A real life Grand Theft Auto Character

Mom: We are going to Idaho!
Son: Maybe I'll see Sam Cook!
Mom: Make sure you hide your shit!

by TheGreatnessofOdea May 27, 2018

mouth cooking

The act of chopping food ingredients with one's mouth in order to prepare it for cooking.

I just did some mouth cooking...look at this delicious salad!

by superdupersassy January 23, 2020

cooking the blunt

When you light the lighter under a rolled blunt and wave the fire back and forth through the blunt.

It helps keep the blunt laid after you lick and tuck it down.

Guy1: "Aye, you finished rolling the L yet?"
Guy2: "Yea hold on i'm cooking the blunt rn then we can smoke."

by mistadavidbell April 10, 2017

mark cook

Someone who repeatedly dies in absurd and interesting ways, yet mysteriously the next day is up and about. Similar to Kenny from South Park.

Mark Cook got shot in the head eight times yesterday and this afternoon I saw him at Taco Bell.

by Scandalouspoop October 11, 2016

Dalvin Cook

Easily the best running back Minnesota has had since Adrian Peterson left town
Draft this man in the first round ALWAYS

My dad passed on Dalvin Cook in the first round to get Mahomes. Not bad, but you could have had DALVIN

by ChexManiac September 11, 2021

cook shit

Somebody does something annoying or dumb

Yo bro like , you really cook shit

by Najai September 27, 2022