columbian handshake 

During a 3 way, the two givers put their hands in both ends of the receiver and give each other a handshake somewhere in the middle.

-How did she die doctor?

-I'm afraid she was Columbian handshaken.

columbian handshake by south_park_columbian October 30, 2013

colombian 

Ultimate drug lords of Latin America if not the world. Original wearers of polyester shirts, cocaina compounds, and Pablo Escobar...the original pimp.

That kid run the streets like a straigh Colombian!

colombian by La Pepe May 18, 2006

Columbian Exchange

The unfortunate situation when two groups of biddies that you have been hanging out with separably finally meet each other and the lines of communication open. Just like when Columbus found North America and the Western and Eastern hemisphere exchanged large amounts of communicable disease.

Hey man don't tell Shaniqua that we are going out tonight because Lashonda will be out too, we do not want another Columbian Exchange.

Columbian Exchange by thegregman September 29, 2012

COLUMBINE MUSIC 

Music that the kids who went on a shooting spree at Columbine may or may not have listened to. It consists of Marilyn Manson, Slipknot, Korn, Insane Clown Posse, Metallica, and Eminem.

My brother likes to listen to COLUMBINE MUSIC.

COLUMBINE MUSIC by Anonymous August 8, 2003

Colombian Cumshot 

Where a shot glass of vodka or preferably tequila is held vertically in between a womans or mans' teeth and a Hispanic/Latino (for best effect should be a real Colombian) fornicates with the glass allowing ejaculation to force the glass down the throat of the person receiving and into the stomach where either real pleasure or pain takes place.

Hazard: May choke on shot glass filled with semen. Not recommended on family members.

Petchi: Hey Dude i just totally Colombian Cumshot your mom last night!
Julie: Your a fucking tool.

Colombian Cumshot by James Stinkwell May 13, 2008

Colombian coffee 

cocaine first thing in the morning.

"Man i'm really dragging ass this morning.I better make that coffee, Colombian coffee."

Colombian coffee by drugs.It's what's for dinner November 28, 2013

colombian alarm clock 

When someone wakes you up by putting cocaine up your nose

"We woke her up with a "colombian alarm clock" now she's ready to party"

colombian alarm clock by Brittany bitch October 21, 2013