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Child Prodigy

An individual who is a master of one or more skills or arts at an early age. Basically an Asian...
Kid1: Yo did you see that Asian on the Piano?
Kid2: Yeah, he was BEAST
Kid3: Heard he's the best at math in school and does an upper level science.
Teacher: He's a Child Prodigy
All Kids: Geek
by Sendet March 15, 2014
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reward child

The child a parent gets, having raised it completely correct. A reward child is usually not identified before its teenage years.
She was smart, funny and very kind, a reward child to her parents; So unlike her selfish and unpleasant siblings.
by Big.ED February 25, 2011
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Child Lock

When a man gets a girl pregnant on purpose, when she doesn't want to stay with him. Maybe it's a one night stand, maybe not.

So that you have that person in your life forever, or on 'Child Lock.'

This can be a specific person, or just anyone in general, so that you definitely have someone in your life for the rest of your lives.

Generally not used by a woman, as the man may just leave her as a single mom.
Man A: My girl wants to use condoms so she doesn't get pregnant, but dam I love her. I'm gonna poke holes in all of em so that she gets pregnant, then I got her forever on Child Lock.
by e-weezy October 3, 2016
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bunny child

n: 1. something completely adoreable.
2. someone small and timid.

adj: resembling a bunny, especially in the facial structure.

v: constantly moving, especially when disturbed or frightened.
1. awww!! it's such a bunny child!
2. you look exactly like a bunny child.
3. don't worry, we won't hurt you bunny child.
4. if you don't sit down and stop bunny childing around, so help me i'll whip you.
by miss kitty February 22, 2005
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chernobyl child

A massive orgasmic rave dance, that requires extreme head thrusting skills.
Did you see Austin, he was totally doing the chernobyl child to kyle.
by IGrapeBabies November 27, 2011
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Child

The demon spawn bent on making you want to kill yourself.

If you want to stop dealing with the monster, follow these steps...
1.Buy a gun from your nearest market.
2.Drive back home.
3.Shoot the neighbors dog.
4.Then give the gun to your child and tell him to go to school.
5.After that, watch him get arrested on the news.
6.And finally, YOUR FREE! You'll never see your child again and you get to go back to living a normal and lonely life.
by HOTTO DOGU May 19, 2017
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hoodie child

That of a hoodie child is like a basketcase but we're not as depressed or overly bisexual
She is suck a hoodie child I wish I cod be that happy all the time
by To that one girl on omegle February 24, 2020
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