They are the spawn of Satan. They also like Dog Treats because they look like Scooby Snacks. Why? I dunno ask the Children
by Not-So-Sweet-Treats November 17, 2018
Get the Childrenmug. by grandmastinkslol September 13, 2021
Get the childrenmug. by 8BallPaul May 14, 2025
Get the sock childrenmug. Not a real thing you actually believe you piece of shit you know you're just saying it because I said it about the religious. It's uno reverse.
by Hym Iam March 4, 2024
Get the Petulant Childrenmug. One of the reasons why some people choose to remain virgins for life. Raising children is very expensive, stressful, and frustrating, leaving the parents drained physically, psychologically, and financially. If a couple has 1, they have to put their life on hold for 18 years and 9 months so the child can grow up. If a couple decides to have multiple, their life could be put on hold for even longer depending on the age gaps and how many children they have. By the time the child/children reach adulthood, the couple is either middle aged or borderline elderly in most cases. In other cases, they could still have more after the first one turns 18 if the mom had the first one as a teenager.
I don't want children. Being pregnant, giving birth, cleaning up vomit/waste, middle of the night diaper changes/feeding, putting life on hold, not being able to afford things, dealing with disrespectful teenagers, the tantrums, and letting life pass me by isn't for me. Fuck that. I want to travel and have a life.
by Failurebitch March 7, 2025
Get the Childrenmug. 