Like the hottest guy in the entire world. Like legs so short he has to wear stilts and pants that cover the stilts. The envy of all popular girls in the world. He loves to play video games and chat with frans and always has his shirt off. He has washboard abs and wears Polo Ralph Lauren boxers.
Did you see Madonna on the news last night?
No, I was too busy dreaming about Carter while slowly and indecently touching myself while eating a pastrami on rye.
I saw the sexiest person everrrr,
Who?
He was so a Carter.
No, I was too busy dreaming about Carter while slowly and indecently touching myself while eating a pastrami on rye.
I saw the sexiest person everrrr,
Who?
He was so a Carter.
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1. Being in a state of goofyness where you laugh at your own laugh and anything and everything makes you laugh. Shows up frequently at work.
2. A time where Cassie Syndrome is at its worse.
3.A symptom of Cassie Syndrome.
2. A time where Cassie Syndrome is at its worse.
3.A symptom of Cassie Syndrome.
I was walking around work tonight in circles, not doing anything in particular and someone called me Castarded and I laughed my ass off and got out of work 20 minutes late bacause I was laughing so hard.
by Friend with benefits May 9, 2005
Get the castarded mug.A condition pertaining to the overuse of powder on and around the genitalia to prevent aliments such as swalls, mustnut, stucknut and testickies. Best noticed on a dark African.
Also known to affect females---see also ghostfaced.
Also known to affect females---see also ghostfaced.
After his shower Leroy endulged in the Johson & Johnsons and ended up giving himself a case of caspercrotch.
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