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Samantha Carter

One of the hottest fucking sci-fi cahracters in the past 30 years, played by the ever talented Amanda Tapping.

Smart yet attractive, she is the male (and some female) nerd's wet dream come to life. Her brain is only matched by her chest, which slowly but surely became more pronounced as the Stargate SG1 series carried on.

When a sci-fi geek labels a woman (or should the good lord be so giving) his g/f as a Samantha Carter, it is considered one of the greatest possible compliments the geek can give the woman in question.
Geek 1 to Geek 2: "Dude, that girl I sat next to in Calc 3 class is such a Samantha Carter"

Geek 2 to Geek 1: "Yeah, but just like S.C, she's well beyond your reach"

Geek 1: "Yeah, I know. But that's why I made a replicator version of her"

Geek 2: ".....got a copy?"
by Just some semi-nerd February 26, 2011
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cartman

Everything and everyone that is wrong in the world condensed into a 9 year old funny cartoon character that allows complicated issues to make some sense.
Cartman is an antisemitic that makes the issue funny for the moment
by Name Name173 March 30, 2008
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bro think he carti

when a bro thinks that he can do anything, while in reality, he is a nobody and a sperg.
"Danny thinks he can do anything"
"yeah? so bro think he carti now?"
by chomumandem June 11, 2022
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Cartoon Lust

An interest in an animated cartoon character, generally human (possibly animal- I guess it depends!) which is not unlike a crush, esp. if said cartoon has interesting human characteristics attributed to him or her, such as voice, personality traits, or even physical appeal. Some cartoon lust can be taken further by artists illustrating their cartoon idols undressed or partially undressed, imbuing them with characteristics Disney doesn't necessarily allow us to think about, let alone see, and engaging them in acts of benign innocence, like a picnic in a park, or perhaps something Naughty, like a roll in the Animated Hay. Cartoon lust is generally fun, light, and frivolous, and may often act as an outlet for fantasy or ideation of an individual who one might wish were "real." Too, it may be erotic or even perverse to some, who may derive much sexual pleasure in fantasizing about or looking at images of, or even role-playing particular cartoon images they deem "sexy." Many men might find Wonderwoman irresistable, perhaps for her smile, perhaps for her acrobatics, perhaps for her Bustline. Cartoon lust can vary, all over the board, and, happily for some, can even become Cartoon Love {see FANTASY}...
Cliff: "OH my stars did you see 'Tarzan' yet? HE is a STUDMUFFIN. Like Prince Eric on STEROIDS...I think I might have a serious case of Cartoon Lust!"

Randall: "Oh, he's a little too buff, I still prefer Rodger from '101 Dalmatians,' even if he IS smooth.

Cliff: "Did Disney ever get his shirt off?"

Randall: "Of COURSE not. But I would, and he'd be furry if I had my way. Not too much, just enough. And that accent of his is DREAMY...Anita Darling just doesn't appreciate him like *I* would..."
by Phyllis Britt January 10, 2009
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jimmy carter

A term used to insult one's abilities or to call them a failure.
Q: "What did you get on that test?"
A: "Not too well...I got a 20%. I really Jimmy Carter-ed it"

"I knew Jimmy Carter...I worked with Jimmy Carter...and you sir may be the worst failure in modern history, but you are no Jimmy Carter"
by Bucky O'Hare May 3, 2006
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Cartmonkey

Someone who works at a grocery store pushing carts.
He's a cartmonkey at the super store.
by cartmonkey October 23, 2004
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Cartman

Eric Theodore Cartman is the awesomest person in South Park, he is an Anti-Semitic racist intolerant narcistic fat 4 grader which lives in South Park,Colorado. He is also the most intelligent of the kids of the 4 heroes, but uses his intelligence in the way no normal person does. His heroe is Adolf Hitler.
Clyde: I've got better things to do.

Eric Cartman: Clyde, Clyde, if you had the chance right now to go back in time and stop Hitler, wouldn't you do it? I mean, I personally wouldn't; however, because I think it was awesome, but you would, right?

Clyde: I'm just gonna stop playing.

Eric Cartman: When Hitler rose to power, a lot of people just stopped playing. And you know who those people were? The French. Are you French, Clyde?

Clyde: No.

Eric Cartman: Voulez-vous cous chez avec-moi, Clyde?
by sdfghs November 2, 2014
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