captain fantasy

the mayor of imagination land

captain fantasy is the mayor of imagination land

by prior2247 September 30, 2008

capitommunist

A person who thinks thinks communists had it right secretly but also don't want to be frowned upon by most modern societies.

You are such a capitommunist for loving America and China

by Uber Alles November 15, 2009

Captain Caveman's Nose

Slang for the clitoris.

Ooh, captain caveman's nose has just smelt something

by Captain Morgana July 26, 2010

Captain Mung

Leader of the Mung revolution, director of Mung affairs. He is thought to have been born in South London but has moved to warmer climes in search of juicy Mung and to spread the word of Munging.

Question: "Who is that wonderful, heroic, yet slightly deranged man who seems so enlightened?"

Answer: "That is Captain Mung"

by Mung Priest November 23, 2011

Captain Ernie

Captain Ernie is the greatest fishing charter in this world. He is located in Delacroix, Louisiana. He catches all the fish, gives you all his fishing knowledge, and makes you wanna fish for eternity. He also goes by the names of: cap'n ern, youheardmeern, ernmern, and many others.

Eric: I'm going fishing tomorrow.
Tristan: Are ya going with cap'n ern?!!
Eric: Duh, Captain Ernie catches all the fish!
Tristan: You have to bring me, yaheardmeern?
Eric: Yeah, I heard ya Little Smitty!

by EricCF May 27, 2013

captain anus

Captain Anus - Referring to a humorous and uninhibited social group member. Often the person who takes a joke "one step too far".

We were all laughing at the series of double entendre until Captain Anus took it one step too far, but graphically describing the coloration of his anal region.

by Flange! November 27, 2015

Captain Jack Syndrome

When your inner compass points you towards booty, the thing you most desire.

Nick: Damn, what was up with Rob last night? Never seen him hunt a girl so hard.
Mike: Ah dude, she is the hottest girl in school! That booty gave him Captain Jack Syndrome.

by Hook Me Choob June 16, 2016