turd burgler

one who enjoys the art of stealing shit that does not come from their own ass. thus including human or animal shit.

Right after Damian finished his hot breakfast... he proceeded to his job as a turd burgler.

by zneb December 28, 2005

that thing across the road from 19 fairways drive, burnley

a small little tree-lined alleyway in between two roads on one of them nice estates, eee the days i remember going down that flutester, or the ginnel as we called it, eeee

go down it, lads!

by JimmyK September 18, 2003

Burl

Man who is too sure of himself for his own good. Main concerns include beer and chicks, particularly the interaction between the two. Three main aspects of life "laxin, drinkin' beer', looking for the pink." Wears polo shirts on a regular occassion (possibly with a popped collar) wears a necklace, most likely made up of hemp or beads,
loves grateful dead, makes sure he has a good body, etc. Female version: burlette.

That kid driving without doors on his Jeep with beads and leys in his rear view mirror. That kid wearing a pink polo shirt with a popped collar.

by Alex Schmidt October 18, 2004

Burlesque

Noun: A variety show characterized by broad ribald comedy, dancing, and striptease.

Adjective: Used to describe an old person to that old person after you have accidentally called them old in front of them and have no other way to cover up your mistake.

Definition 1:
Addy: Wow, that was one awesome burlesque show we went to!
Patrick: Yeah. It was so funny and those dancers were top notch!

Definition 2:
Patrick: Wow, I love the janitor.
Addy: Me too. She's such a sweet old lady.
Patrick: I know. She totally is.
Sweet Old Lady: Excuse me?! Sweet OLD lady?!
Patrick: *nervous* Uhm no!
Addy: *also nervous* Nooooo, we said sweet young... burlesque lady!
Sweet Old Lady: That's what I thought...

by AddyxNLFTG March 15, 2010

Turd-Burglar

A person who 'burgles' your turds

Hey get off my turds mark you turd-burglar

by Ben Gordon February 11, 2006

burl

1.) To kick an extreme amount of ass

2.) To drive over something out of the ordinary in a kickass way.

3.) Or like stated by another user... as anything.

1.) Pabst Blue Ribbon is burl!

2.) Hey, lets go burl that median.

by Kellan Miller April 16, 2004

Burr

Originated in Lapeer, Michigan. Used when someone says something disagreeable or generally foolish. Also can be said after saying something that is obviously sarcastic.

Can be drawn out longer and louder to emphasize greater degrees of disagreement or sarcasm.

Our chemistry instructor is a nice guy... burr.

person 1: Dude, your sister is so hot.
person 2: Burr!

by Steakface November 23, 2009