bum cigar

Turd formed when arse cheeks are so tight as to elongate it to resemble a cigar

by Anonymous May 5, 2003

The Bum Steer

a bar where a typical night consists of blacking out after your first drink, and waking up to find you pissed yourself on the hot bartenders couch. You most likely have no idea what happened last night and have some sort of head injury. has some of the best bartenders and stiffest drinks you will encounter at a bar. food, booze, pool tables, music and hot chicks... pretty fuckin cool.

Guy 1: Dude what happened to the left side of your face and why do you smell like bleach?

Guy 2: I went to the The Bum Steer.

Guy 1: Oh.

by DrunkinMcDrunky November 15, 2010

bum bandit

A gay person.

There are lots of bum bandits in the Castro.

by Dr. arp June 21, 2009

Spitty Bum

An eruption of the bowel, usually liquid in nature.

This Rat coffin has given me spitty bum.

by Minchy August 13, 2010

bum funnel

The art of the funnelee laying on the ground, whilst 2 of his friends stand over his face with their bare behinds pressed firmly together thus forming a funnel. A drink of your choice is then poured down the funnel into the waiting mouth of the funnelee.

whilst absolutely leathered and trying to be funny, "lets do a bum funnel!"

by dave & mike June 28, 2008

u bum

u bum is the only insult you will ever need to use. It is a revolutionary term used by Lebron James and can be used by you too. that's how you that you're know your a cool kid. Wanna be a cool kid? then use the term U BUM.... your welcome....

Donald Trump: *** tweets something***
LeBron James: ... u bum.

by #BeLikeBob November 15, 2018

bumming off

This might be a very specific geographical location slang term, but it's used in Northern England to mean when a person or people like a thing too much. It's not unlike the saying "...then why don't you marry it?"

My husband is always on his PS4 - he bums off that new COD game.

When did everyone start bumming off Nutella?

by ddub86 August 24, 2016