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Bruce Lees

The state of a woman's breasts when sexually aroused; hence Bruce Lees - 'hard nips'.
I only had had to stroke her charlies a few times before the Bruce Lees came out.
by manoftrent November 28, 2017
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bruce

This Bruce tastes a little funny to me honestly.

How’s ya Bruce? Mines pretty sore after last night.

I can’t find my Bruce, I think I may have left it at yours last night.
by Simwiks March 7, 2021
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Bruce

A Douche Bag Philadelphia Phillies fan. Usually weak and frail and couldn’t fight his way out of a wet paper bag
There were a bunch of Bruces that got arrested after a Phillies game for rubbing each others nipples in public
by Chkblz October 11, 2023
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Bruce Pic

Dick pic sent by a homosexual man to a heterosexual man
Alfie sent Kallum a bruce pic last night
by BKAJ May 3, 2018
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Bruce Springsting

to be such an asshole, only by combining 2 other well known assholes can such an asshole can exist.
after yelling at my neighbors, I could only think they're being Bruce Springsting's
by rock hardstool December 30, 2018
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Bruce Springsteen

My dads

I hear them every night
It makes me sad
I cry
And hard
I cry on my cock and balls for lube
While jerking off to Bruce Springsteen
My mommy died and I use the smell of her
ashes ti cum
My grandpa showed me how to jerk off
He called it shower time but really he touched
my butt
He used to put peanut butter in my mouth
and butt crack
And put the sword in my mouth and booty
cheeks
He yelled sometimes
It was really sexy
His wrinkles felt so nice sometimes
My grandma watched
She died once during a shower time and she
came and went at the same time
I found my sisters clitoris finally last night
It took a while
But she yelled " that's not the right hole"
I was sad
I also make cum paintings I am a natural artist

I'M CUMMING…

SO HARRRRDDDD
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