Skip to main content

foxy bollocko

A game English toffs play.

The aim is to put your balls in a companions pint whilst shouting “foxy bollocko!” - the unlucky recipient then has to down the pint or face a forfeit.
Toff 1: Watch this chaps! (Puts his balls in Toff 2’s pint of ale). “ Foxy bollocko! ”.

Toff 2: You got me good there Tarquin you bloody scoundrel.
by CraigAgain October 12, 2023
mugGet the foxy bollocko mug.

left bollock people

'Left Bollock Person' is a term that describes someone who is a dreg of society.

This is usually someone who is socially unpleasant and abrasive, quick to confrontation, lacks intelligence and shows signs of genuine mental incapacity, have low regard for personal hygiene, and can have a close and visible relationship with drugs or alcohol made apparent by a lack of teeth, thin or ratty hair and or prematurely wrinkled skin among other deformities.

Left bollock people can be found in non-classy establishments, including but not limited to; dive bars/dingy pubs, job centres, council estates, public transport hubs and highstreets.

It is important to note that while left bollock people are mostly found in low income areas, not all people in low income areas are left bollock people.
I went to that pub in the other end of town last night, it was filled with left bollock people. If I had a quid for every tooth in that building I'd have a tenner.

Walked through the dodgy estate before, saw a couple left bollock people in their scrotty dressing gowns having a screaming match.

I wish all the left bollock people in the high street would clear off and shoot up elsewhere.
by leftbollockman May 15, 2024
mugGet the left bollock people mug.

neck like a jockeys bollacks

" having a hard neck" meaning you will ask for anything, cheeky
John : well Jack, I'm awful upset my car broke down
Jack: sorry to hear that, I have a spare car in the shed

John: can i have it !
Jack: Jesus you have a " neck like a jockeys bollacks"
by Bum_man October 30, 2022
mugGet the neck like a jockeys bollacks mug.

sweating like a bollock

Feeling extremely hot, typically in high summer when weather is particularly oppressive.
I’m sweating like a bollock
by SwissMinty March 19, 2024
mugGet the sweating like a bollock mug.

Cute as Pussy Bollock

When something is so adorable it reminds you of every cute genitalia you've ever seen, it is used to describe anythong even your mum's new airfryer
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you got your hair done, that cute as pussy bollock
by CatDog2465 February 25, 2026
mugGet the Cute as Pussy Bollock mug.

Cute as Pussy Bollock

When something is the cutest thing youve ever seen reminding you of every cute genitalia youve ever seen, even your mums airfryer
OMG!!!!!!!!!! You got your hair done, thats cute as pussy bollock
by CatDog2465 February 25, 2026
mugGet the Cute as Pussy Bollock mug.

crawled up your leg and bit your bollock

A term used when someone, usually male, is more pissed off than usual - if something crawled up your leg and bit your bollock you would quite understandably be pissed off.

Usually quite a subtle way to tell them they're acting annoyed, funny too.
Joe: " STFU DUDE!"
Jim: "Damn, what's crawled up your leg and bit your bollock ?"
by KappaKappaKappaKappaKappaKappa November 11, 2015
mugGet the crawled up your leg and bit your bollock mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email