Mobile Beggar

Mobile Beggar: A modern-day freeloader who uses technology and can appear anywhere—whether at work, outside your home, or through persistent messages. Much like a modern-day vampire, they don’t rob you directly but can drain your emotional and financial resources. They often seek not just money, but also companionship, reflecting deeper struggles and fears. While they may sometimes be parasitic, they also carry a sense of loyalty and a need for empathy. It can happen to anyone, so never judge, because the universe might teach you a lesson and put you in their shoes overnight. It’s always best to help them if you can, but set boundaries—never let them stay at your house to make it clear that it’s your personal space. In the end, you can temporarily help them, but the only person who can truly help is themselves.

Lee: Frank, I was well happy, buzzing, just been paid, bruv, LOL. You know the score, and I’ve got my wallet out, got a hundred quid, feeling flush, bruv, init, feeling pretty sick, bruv.

Frank: Where’s the catch, bruv, LOL?

Lee: See that geezer Tony, bruv? He sees my wallet, bruv, big mistake, LOL. I’m like, “Is he gonna rob me, bruv?

Frank: What happened, bruv, LOL?

Lee: He got me for a tenner, bruv.

Frank: LOL, what can you do? Don’t you just hate it when you get rinsed by these mobile beggars bruv?

Lee: Only a tenner, bruv. I’d do it to him if the tables turned, bruv, LOL.

Frank: Likewise, LOL bruv.

by Jamie Cheese December 11, 2025

law of bragging

The Law of Bragging is:

The moment you begin to brag about doing something, your chances of failure in doing that thing begin to rise exponentially.

Guy 1: "I'm pretty good at skateboarding."
*Guy 1 does an alright trick.*
Guy 2: "I'm the fucking best."
*Guy 2 steps onto his board.*
Guy 2: "Nobody's better than me - watch and see!"
*Everyone in the crowd turns to look.*
*Guy 2 falls backward off his board, breaking his assbone.*
Guy 1: "Law of bragging, bro."

by zettaishojo April 4, 2014

Charge of the wife bregade

The act of pushing gender and race inclusivity by Hollywood for the exclusive purpose of making money.

Person A: Did you see that scene in endgame where all the women teamed up? That was badass.
Person B: That scene was cool but a real charge of the wife bregade.

by CptWondertoes October 31, 2019

Patiha and BeggarsBanquet

Someone who takes lots of gyms

Darn Patiha and BeggarsBanquet ve taken the gym again!

by :oOOOooOoOOO October 14, 2020

Boom boom begging

Someone who is simping and pretty much begging for sex lots of simps do this

“Oi that will is boom boom begging”
“What a wanker !”

by Beau_the_smeg February 7, 2025

Voice actor beggar

A person who begs for an voice actor to voice an tv program or an video, etc.

Beggar: Can I voice Ted cuz he’s awesome? I never been a voice actor.

Replier: Voice actor beggar.

by Kason James December 23, 2025

Mr. Bragg

Mr. Bragg is a very weird teacher, he's nice and all but his lessons are very boring and down right odd. He mainly works as a Science teacher. When most people think of him all they think about is that one time he made everybody sniff things and burn things with a bunsen burner. He's face looks like a muffin, like mosquitos have bitten him 100 times. We never question what he actually does though, I'd rather not know.

Person: You know Mr. Bragg

Me: Yea, he's really weird.

by CHiLlIcheesEfri August 12, 2018