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chronic bitching syndrome

The unchanging act of constantly bitching and lying to make yourself seem cool. Common in teens and adults in their late 40s, chronic bitching syndrome is a serious illness that results in the hospitalization of many.
by Doctor of bitching April 1, 2023
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Brick bracking

Having fun, going out, taking molly with the boys (learned this one from Spencer, a Tinder man)
Tonight was interesting, am totally brick bracking at 5am on a Sunday which l've probably never done in my life until this point
by MsKatya July 30, 2023
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Dumb Bitching

The willing and purposeful act of shitting where you eat ... regardless of circumstances.
Why is there always so much drama at the Double R Saloon?

That's just Liv 'dumb bitching' with the diaper derby ... shrug
by Dbl Err July 23, 2024
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Ball Breathing

The act of your balls pulsating, “breathing”, after having a great nut.
Arousal causes the scrotum to contract and move in all sorts of ways, someone’s giving the appearance that your balls are breathing in and out.
GF: “WTF are your balls doing David?!?!”
David: “Babe, relax, they just ball breathing.”
by jackpr101 November 2, 2023
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squid-bitching

Squid blaming his team after his death for something that was clearly his fault.
*Squid dies on other side of map after pushing alone* "Bro where the FUCK is my team???" -squid-bitching
by Squiddy280 December 18, 2023
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Fire breathing bitch queen

Aelin whitethorn galathynius
- Do you know who you should call when you got a fight to win?
- the Fire Breathing Bitch Queen ; Aelin Whitethorn Galathynius
by _Oompaloompa June 16, 2024
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Tactical Bitching

Hiding, a form of being a bitch, but tactically.
Invented by some dipshit eight year old in 2017, in Fortnite. Example: Hiding on the edge of a battle-royale storm like a little bitch, (Or running away, like a little bitch.) But with tact.
“I never run, I just tactical retreat and come back.”

“That’s what I’m sayin’, it’s called tactical bitching, it’s great. I made it myself in 2017 during a Fortnite match, look it up.”

“? So how we gon’ look it up?? How we gon-“

“-Uhhh, uhh-”
by RAHHH!!!2816 September 19, 2024
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