Boner's remorse

Boner's remorse is an emotional condition whereby a person feels remorse or regret after boning a chick he shouldn't have

A: Did you fuck that heffer you picked up?
B: Yeah man, I was so drunk last night, totally having boner's remorse

by dbGenius October 4, 2008

Boner twinkies

A phrase said between bros when they simultaneously have boners.

Bro #1: Hey dude, did you see that hot girl?
Bro #2: Yeah brah, I totally have a boner now.
Bro #1: No way, me too!
Both: BONER TWINKIES!!!!!

by cachemoney000 August 20, 2009

boner breasts

A woman's erect nipples seen through a shirt or otherwise.

Check out her boner breasts!!!

by jultsygirl February 5, 2010

Boner Bonus

(n) a gift or reward for watching porn; specifically pertaining to the act of watching an adult web cam show and receiving compensation for your time.

(Etymology) The origins of the word can be traced to the first cash back and reward site: Boner Bonus

Terry: "Why do you watch adult cam shows?"

Dave: "Because websites like Boner Bonus give me free cash, ldo."

Terry: "Wow, that's a nice boner bonus."

by FreddyCask May 16, 2011

boner bruise

that painful feeling on your mons pubis the morning after dry humping a guy with a boner

Brittany: 'Do you want to go on a bike ride today?"
Me: "No, I have a huge boner bruise from last night."

by britkav July 18, 2012

Boner Island

A man when he sees an attractive figure of the opposite sex

You are now entering boner island!
Hey, how would you like to come visit my island?!

by JesusK5609 July 6, 2016

boner jams

a collection of various porn scenes on a dvd or cd rom.

"I just made a boner jams that I can watch while on the plane to go to a business meeting."

by bobfuckupamust March 9, 2010