blizzaster

A mega-snowstorm, often blown out of proportion by media looking for a story.

Yesterday's snowstorm was a total blizzaster; it took me an hour to shovel out my car!

by snoooozy February 22, 2011

blizzasted

Wasted beyond comprehension.

Damn they told me i was blizzasted!

by missblizzastedmn June 9, 2011

Blizznat

A typically large redesigned swisher sweet/ white owl/backwoods cigarillo (with No tip) cut down the middle with a razor - in which the low quality tobbaco has been replaced with 'that fire' chronic/hydro/kush/purp marijuana in preparation for a short vacation from reality during a time of high stress. Also known as a bleezy, blunt, prizznat, or log.

My homie just blew up the spot and got 5-0 posted everywhere in my hood bugging me out, so lets grab a swisher and camp out at the crib roll us a blizznat - I've got that fire!

by blizzak1 August 25, 2011

blizzard conditions

The act of making a womans face so white with semen it looks like she went out in "blizzard conditions"

Hey check out jen. I jizzed all over her face and it looks like she went out in "blizzard conditions".

by pboudreau13 May 3, 2014

blizzish

Something that is very windy or looks to be affected by wind to the extreme

That chicks hair is f'ed up. It is very blizzish.

by spatreatmentsuck June 24, 2014

blizzard hands

a person who is unable to perform simple work-related tasks. They perform their job as well as they would if they had two DQ Blizzards stuck to their hands. a lazy, unreliable employee.

Man, Sally didn't sign off on the tasks she completed. What a blizzard hands!

Dang it, Henry couldn't even do his assigned work today. That guy is a real blizzard hands.

by TBell Bonus April 17, 2015

blizzard of ahhs

When 5 or more guys cum in a girls face at the same time producing a white out effect on the girls vision.

The whole football team had their way sexually with Jenny and finished her off with a Blizzard of Ahhs so bad she couldn't see clearly for a week .

by StainsandSmears April 18, 2018