blast a chain

To ejaculate hard enough to send a hefty quantity of semen a considerable distance.

I’ve been edging all day, so when Andrew and I get around to doing it, I’ll blast a chain.

by ChainBlaster November 3, 2018

Canadian Blast

When you ejaculate all over someone and apologize profusely while doing so.

"Last night I was fucking that dude Josh from Toronto and he Canadian Blasted on me -- so awkward. He was all 'oh no, so sorry, sorry aboot getting that all over you, eh' while he was blowing his load."

by GMP89 July 1, 2014

Atomic blast

When you shit, fart, piss, sneeze, and burp at the same time.

Johnny got nervous during his presentation and let out an atomic blast in front of the entire class.

by Zedjen June 7, 2020

cheddy blast

When one rips open a zyn packet(nicotine pouch ) and pours the contents on the rest of the pouches therefore creating a more potent product.

I ripped an upper decky cheddy blast in class

by Carterpcs September 17, 2022

Dump Blast

The biggest crap of your life that all comes out in two seconds, making your anus burn for hours, and filling up the toilet bowl. If anyone smells it, they instantly die.

Yo dude you can come to the bathroom but I just made a Dump Blast
dude: *dies*

by SomeMoronThatIsDumb January 23, 2023

baja blast

dude i love me some baja blast

blast from the past

i loooove me some chalupa and some baja blast

by spotlight ah moonlight ah March 26, 2022

Bazinga Blasted

To be jebaited or tricked; To be a complete goof idiot and act very stupid

"Ryan, come look at my schedule that I made."
"Oh cool lemme see."
"Just kidding. How does it feel to be bazinga blasted?"
"This is why your parents don't love you."

by BRWNBOY May 7, 2021