No hair off my balls

1. Despite the obvious misfortune one remains optimistic.

or to the layman:
2. Shit ain't a big deal.

No hair off my balls.

by Nick McD September 25, 2010

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if my aunt had balls she'd be my uncle

Used to describe the pointlessness of the word if. Similar to but better to use than "if ifs and buts were candy and nuts Christmas would be every day."

If I had some money I'd pay you that money back. Well if my aunt had balls she'd be my uncle.

by Adam7172 September 17, 2016

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Ballsack

Thing that jiggles 24/7

i love big ballsacks

by Jetty boy March 25, 2022

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internet balls

n. - the metaphorical "testicles", courage, that suddenly sprouts when you bitch someone out on the internet in a way which you would not if you were face to face.

"Dude, were you on facebook last night?! Kevin grew internet balls and made himself look like a huge tool!"

by ududududud June 25, 2009

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Jazz Balls

when you ask a old man to get behind his cable box for troubleshooting and he bends over the front of it and his jazz balls tap the box

Rep: Sir,can you get behind the cable box?
Customer: hold on a sec...
Rep: I can hear some tapping on the box, what's going on sir?
Customer : I'm just bending over trying to get behind the box.

Rep:(under his breath)Fuckin Jazz balls!

by Sonny Black Monster December 22, 2008

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