Jennifer Betz

A good friend but composed of nothing but sass

My coworker Jennifer Betz is cool but an ass.

by Thatasshole01 May 23, 2018

Thermal Blitz

Thermal blitz can be described as a person who is not only hot as hell but is amusing and funnier than anyone compared :). Thermal blitz is clever, and the type of person you want to send wholesome memes to. Always treat a thermal blitz with care, respect, and your love and support.

Person one: Thermal Blitz is a meme :/

Person 2: a great fuckin meme :)

by hotdamnitsbirdy May 27, 2018

Zone Blitz

Zone Blitz is a faggot

"Hey, you know this person named Zone Blitz?"
"Yeah he be a big ol faggot :^)"

by Ponduz Donduz July 29, 2018

Josh Beitel

A guy who tells another friend’s wife what his husband has planned when the husband is trying to secure time to hang out with his friends without fear of judgement or reprisal from his wife.

A friend has a Dentist appointment with his friends wife and he blabs that he is looking forward to having game night with her husband before the husband had a chance to negotiate his freedom. The husband group texts everyone that plans are cancelled and someone just pulled a Josh Beitel on him.

by Tibereas September 28, 2018

shit blitz

"Shitting" multiple times out of nowhere like a blitzkrieg by the Nazis in WW2. Leaves a bloody o- ring and makes you question the health of your colon and the fate of the world itself 🤕

Dude...where are you?... I can't stand, I can't leave, I need a medic... I'm in the middle of a shit blitz.

by Word of man October 9, 2018

Mississippi Blitz

The amount of seconds you have to kiss your cousin in flag or touch football before you can rush the Quarterback

I hate having a 5 Mississippi Blitz, Cletus gets too handsy with me.

by Snooopminnis November 16, 2019

hunter betz

Very perverted and dirty minded. One of the best friends you'll ever have. Girls love him but boys have no idea why. His friends think he's ugly but woman think he is sexy.

Person 1:who is that ?😍
Person 2:that's just Hunter betz.
Person 1:damn he looks hot.😍
Person 2: what is it with him and girls?

by Kronosgaming December 3, 2019