beef thief

A man who wears pants that are too tight.

Bill: "Hey man, check out that dude in the biker shorts."

Lance: "Oh, man! He's a total beef thief!"

by print humor August 19, 2009

Beef Trail

A trail of hair leading to the most mountainous curtains of beef.

Lance removed his girlfriend's pants and followed the beef trail to a land unknown.

by Shareef Abdul Wahad May 1, 2010

beefaroni

The explosion through the rectum of a mixture of gases

Courtney, did you just beefaroni in my car?

by sarro88 February 5, 2012

Beef Bucket

A large vagina.

How do you expect me to get you off if you keep slamming that giant dildo into you Beef Bucket every chance you get.

by Barakus October 14, 2013

Beef n Cheddar

Consenting to gay sex acts in exchange for Arby's.

"I didn't know Pat was gay!?!"

"Oh, he's not. But Glenn showed up with some Arby's, so he gave him the ole 'beef n cheddar' !"

by Carlosspicywiener February 8, 2014

Beef Jerky

When 2 (or more) people are being jerks and get some beef between them in the process

"When Mr. Pinkowski heard that Roger got the last piece of pie they built up some mad beef jerky"

by DaBasketnabber2000 May 5, 2015

airborn beef specialist

A professional burger-flipper.

Antwan failed his fifth GED exam, making him highly qualified as an Airborn Beef Specialist

by dbbartender October 1, 2006