Ass Beard

A hairy butt crack. When someone bends over and their butt crack is showing with massive amounts of hair.

Whoa dude check out that ass beard over there.

by Spiffy McGee February 19, 2009

Beard Rub

Beard rub: A formal greeting or display of manly solidarity between two or more bearded men.

Can also be called a scruff hug, or a beard-bump. Commonly used for novelty, or to show that you, as a bearded man, are not fucking around. Beards are highly dangerous and anyone who attempts to use and/or get near one risks serious injury and/or death. Beard at your own risk.

Beard Rub happens when 2 or more suitably bearded men meet up and rub face.

by Meowtehh April 16, 2013

snatch beard

Where a woman shaves her pubes but hair still runs down the pussy lips.

Mary's pussy was well maintained, but her snatch beard was fucking disgusting.

by Littlewillystrap March 1, 2009

Lazy Beard

A beard grown not for an aesthetic purpose but merely because the person wearing it has not gotten around to shaving.

A: Growing a beard for winter?
B: Nah, it's just a lazy beard...I'll shave it once I figure out where I put my razor.

by Conrad H. April 15, 2009

Bearded Axe Wound

Another name for a vagina

"I took her home and shaved around her bearded axe wound."

by Sadistic1jj August 22, 2009

Lord Beard

(Prop.N)
1) Bearded Philadelphian, prone to ambulation and imbibing. Philosophical in rhetoric yet simple in nature.

2) drunken extravert cavorting about karaoke bars

3) frontman for HATCH, founders of " Valorecore ", also described as Dadaist Punk

" Hey it's Lord Beard, hide the booze"

by A.E. Dillinger December 16, 2006

bearded sloss

The common definition for an extremely hairy pussy, especially one on a hairier than average girl. However undesirable that may sound, appears very attractive to hispanic males, redneck females and some real men from the Caribbean.

"Hairy" may be substituted for "bearded" to provide for variations in vocabulary.

May be found at the pussy mall

"Dude, my nine got tangled in that bearded sloss."
"Fuuuck I wanna stick my jamaican salami in that hairy slossss"

by Penis and Twat-man October 18, 2005