Beefing the Fat Cake

When someone, usually a biological female, is throwing some beef down on the fat cake. This is more prominent is Spring, specifically after the 1st heat wave.

Babe, have you been beefing the fat cake? Yeah, I can tell you have, smells like it.

by TheBeardedLip April 15, 2023

Beaning

The act of shoving one or two beans up somebody’s dick hole and making them cum the beans out

I was just beaning one of my friends and it was awesome

by MrCumMan May 1, 2023

Beaning

The act of re-filling a bean bag

Sally: Hey did you go for that BEANING appointment?
Shanty: I BEANED my beanbag yesterday.

by ZxxN May 2, 2023

Beating Another's meat

A handjob.

Alder: I beat Claire's meat and it felt good!

Claire: I also did the same to you, we should do this again. Another time?

Alder: OH HELL YEAH!

An Example of a sentence about beating another's meat.

by PencilBuzz August 30, 2023

Beating up assholes

1) Beating up bad people
2) Kicking someone in the bum
3) Anal sex

Person 1: What's he doing?
Person 2: Beating up assholes.
Person 1: Good for him!

by H4XOR13 June 6, 2023

Beating my meat

when a dude or chick masturbates. (woman can do it too, ur legit rubbing ur flaps n shit.) typically refers to a dude or a woman who actually talks about self pleasure cuz they dont really do that.

brittney- "omg i was beating my meat to a lil peep fanfiction on wattpad last night! had my sheets soaked in blood cuz i was on my period. bombastic sideyeeeeeee"

by girlscanbeattheymeattoo June 21, 2023

Beaming Shatner

A: when you are getting a blow job from someone who is actively pooping on a toilet

B: A reverse blumpkin

I needed some toilet paper in jail and the guy told me he needed a beaming shatner in return

by Stove42069 June 22, 2023