Drone Bathing

Drone Bathing is a luxury spa service wherein the client is immersed in high-volume, low-frequency electric guitar music while watching customized machinama animation. This treatment is enjoyed by many suffering from feelings of disembodiment and dystopian narrative trajectories. Drone Bathing requires professional attendants and master drones to ensure a successful and safe experience. Due to the intensity of the sound levels, earplugs should always be worn.

A: I've been feeling really disembodied lately.
B: Have you tried Drone Bathing?
C: I went Drone Bathing and watched Quake IV and Captain Planet flying around a fantasy castle, while these drones played guitar so loud I could feel the vibrations all through my body....it was crazy.

by ShadowKat August 20, 2010

Java-Basking

The feeling of utter bliss and contentment following a badly needed cup of coffee. Usually follows an intense session of fornicaffinating. SEE Fornicaffinate May also be followed by Post-Caffoitis Mug Cuddling

Jill, you are positively glowing! Did you meet a new guy?

Nope! I just had the best cup of coffee! My knees are weak!

Girl! You are full-on Java-Basking!

by Ouroboros1 July 23, 2011

bareback bushing

Running naked with only a hat to cover your lower extremities.

Stephanie loves bareback bushing no matter where she goes

by Les Blue August 6, 2011

Ass-Basking

To voluntarily hangout in the bathroom, savoring the stank, after one relieves themselves.

I just took a dump and he ran in there and started ass-basking.

by MorrisStreet May 24, 2012

Chinese bathing

When a Chinese man ejaculates on you in the shower then proceeds to lick your entire body, spreading the semen.

"Hey Chin do you want to ride some bikes?" "No Mike, I have to give my girlfriend a Chinese bathing."

by The hottest chiken alive December 23, 2013

e-basing

When a group of people are sitting in a circle, staring at their phones and not interacting with each other.

Girl: "Where's Debbie?" Mother: "She's e-basing on the veranda with the girls"

by Dich September 22, 2016

Loon-bathing

The act of planking over a full bathtub and repeated plunging your erect penis into the water until you cum.

Noah Stone likes loon-bathing every night because he gets no pussy.

by D_2E March 6, 2018