Bandit Stamp

Bandit Stamp -ing | Bandit Stamped

1. adj: To Dip ones own Testicular Scrotum in to Chocolate syrup. then to Tea Bag The other person. "

-- So that afterwards the PAST TENSE adj. <Bandit Stamped> LOOKS, Like A Bandit** looks to be wearing a robbers mask"

** Bandit Also referred to as a Raccoon and the Black mask looking appearance!

(also can be dipped in SHYT. Called POOP EYED

< preferably use a classic like Hershey, or you can be more refined and use Scharffen Berger, Michel Cluizel>

(Also called Bandit Mask)

My girl is all pissed at me because I Bandit Stamped her last night, and this morning her dad woke her up and knew exactly what it was! .. She's not really mad that I gave her a Bandit Stamp, more the thought of her dad Bandit Stamping her mom! ,,, Now I hope her dad or her find out I Bandit Stamped her mom!!

Also called Bandit Mask BandiStampi coon bobbing coon stamp

by EquiinoX August 21, 2011

Rectal Bandit

Another term for Homosexual's. Used in a joking way.

1. SHIT! Don't scare me you rectal bandit

2. Hah look at him, he is defenatly a rectal bandit

by Mr.F September 16, 2008

boonky bandit

A term used mainly in the Southern United States mainly by African Americans to describe a male homosexual.

Oooh that boy Rashad a boonky bandit for sho.

by j-skord September 22, 2010

Bandit

(1) What occurs when one awakes with a throbbing fuck stick and must point it directly upward and be secured by the elastic band of ones underwear, to avoid sight.

Dude, I woke up today with morning wood, and I have a raging bandit right now.

by Cranston Hilton May 25, 2006

buttcrack bandit

an act durring intercourse when a male unknowingly inserts his penis in the females buttocks crack; all the while he believes his member is in the vagina.

P.J. Brunson chugged two forties and pumped her crack. He's a buttcrack bandit.

by Yuri Gellar November 8, 2003

backwards hand bandit

an incredibly rare type of woman, who is able to give a man a handjob with her hands behind her back.

she steals your orgasm with her hands behind her back.

Jill & I took a bath together & she ended up giving me a handjob with her hands behind her back. I had NO idea she was a backwards hand bandit. SWEET.

by dirtyhairy August 6, 2007

Wet Bandit

Mysterious man who strikes at unsuspecting bathrooms of mainly chinese restaurants and burger king's. He pisses on walls and shit on floors while leaving a poetic note to the oblivious Nips or apathetic high school kids who work there. He is generally accompanied by his accomplices The Bathroom Brawler and The Ass Burglar. The Wet Bandit's legend is well known on a 300 mile stretch of north eastern I-80 as he struck an unprecedented 7 times in one day.

"Roses are red,
Toilets are missed,
Drop your head
And see where i pissed"


"fuck my life, the Wet Bandit left a nutty shit on the bathroom floor again.. who is this guy?

by Adamthe K December 21, 2008