Vag Badger

noun. One who continuously attempts to get a girl's attention by following her and pestering her with pointless talk while ultimately hoping to gain entry into her pants.

Colin: Hey Anna. I know I just talked to you 5 minutes ago, but Hey again!!

Anna: Colin! Quit being such a vag badger! If you want to fuck just say something, gosh.

by thevagbadger July 6, 2009

badger badger badger

A flash file featuring badgers, snakes and mushrooms.

Badger badger badger is the most retarded thing I've ever seen.

by mrs. folds June 5, 2005

badgers den

1) A place where badgers live

2) A vaginal opening

Hmm I dont know whether this badgers den has been marauded by a hound recently but its a very beautiful mound isnt it?

by The Fondler March 30, 2007

badger song

A song that is about badgers, mushrooms, and snakes.

the badger song is cool

by ass wiper November 14, 2007

Honey Badger

An animal that doesn't give a shit.
Considered the most fearless animal on earth.

Hey look, a house full of bees, you think the honey badger gives a shit? No it just wants its honey.

by Shortyman September 9, 2011

Badger-Wrestling

euphemism for the act of drunken vomiting, particularly when done in the garden or outside of an establishment where a social event is taking place. The phrase derives from the violent, often growling sounds, comparable to that of a woodland creature engaged in a fight that violent, alcohol-induced vomiting produce. The phrase can also be used to deny vomiting in which the person responsible may claim to have literally been wrestling badgers.

He downed a bottle of rum and spent the rest of the evening badger-wrestling in the azaleas...

"I was simply dealing with pest control and can totally handle my drink"

by James Preston December 26, 2008

Badgers Nose

A Badgers Nose is something on your shopping list. Basically it is any form of food and just a fun way of saying it to confuse your friends.

guy 1: "go to the shop for me"
guy 2: "sure what do'ya want?"
guy 1: "2 Badgers Noses and a Pakki's Ankle"
guy 2: "WHAT?!?"

by Lil Andy :-D May 29, 2007