An old Youtube and popular ringtone that involves a...weird song that sounds like complete gibberish while Batman shakes his head like he's having a seizure.
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 16, 2021
Get the Batman on Drugs mug.A phrase used in place of any actual words in a conversation between two teenage girls with multi-colored hair. Variants of this phrase such as "Batman crunch schmeh" "Crunch Man Bat Schmeh" or "man crunch schmeh bat derp" are also commonly used for variety.
I heard these two retarded girls talking the other day, they were like screaming "BATMAN SCHMEH" at each other and then at the cars on the road.
by violentTardface2.0 March 4, 2011
Get the Batman Schmeh mug.Someone who eats a lot and exercises. They got brains, but also lift weights and eat big to get big. They're muscular and also have big brains and a dad bod so kind of chubby, but it's muscular dad bod. And they eat meats, and eat all their fruits and vegetables. Yes, they eat some junk food sometimes, but they add healthy stuff.
by HawaiianPunch1 February 16, 2025
Get the Superman Batman mug.The only reason you might have accidentally stumbled onto this is cause you have been wasting time on the Internet and seeing this made you wonder what people back then really thought of the movie.
Anon (in 2006): Batman Begins was the best Batman movie ever.
Anon (in 2015): Batfleck was better than Batbale.
Anon (in 2015): Batfleck was better than Batbale.
by no_user_name_required October 9, 2018
Get the Batman Begins mug.Batman is a superhero, duh, he drives the bat mobile and likes to come out at night to destroy villains, most favorite, the Joker. He parades on his saving the world escapades dressed all in black, looking like a bat, obviously. Though during the day he leads his double life as a normal, handsome, hardworking man. So, he has a secret identity, but the real secret is many think his name is Bruce, but it's actually Paul.
Batman : Yes, so here's the thing, my name is Bruce.
Girl (who knows him) : No actually, it's Paul.
Batman : Shh, don't tell people it's fun having a secret, secret identity.
Girl : Right,... no one ever said you were sane...
Girl (who knows him) : No actually, it's Paul.
Batman : Shh, don't tell people it's fun having a secret, secret identity.
Girl : Right,... no one ever said you were sane...
by itstopsecretinformation July 12, 2013
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n.: The degree to which an individual has the quality of being availed to running along rooftops, aggressively deterring goons, thugs, henchmen, etc. or identifying and engaging a super-villain. Additional qualities may be extended to but not limited to: looking good in all black, having an unexplainably gravelly voice, wearing a cape and/or being outrageously wealthy-i.e., like Batman.
n.: The degree to which an object seems "cool" or interesting as though it could be owned by Batman and/or would be in his arsenal.
n.: The degree to which an individual has the quality of being availed to running along rooftops, aggressively deterring goons, thugs, henchmen, etc. or identifying and engaging a super-villain. Additional qualities may be extended to but not limited to: looking good in all black, having an unexplainably gravelly voice, wearing a cape and/or being outrageously wealthy-i.e., like Batman.
n.: The degree to which an object seems "cool" or interesting as though it could be owned by Batman and/or would be in his arsenal.
As young Keyron exited the store he announced with a swell of pride and his best gravelly voice "I am Batman!!!!" His proclamation inadvertently garnered the attention of his matriarchal parental unit who proceeded to stifle his Batman-ness by responding "If you don't stop yelling in these people parking lot, I am going to BAT THE PISS OUTCHOO..."
by Dragoncat14 June 10, 2020
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by Batman die January 1, 2020
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