hungover breakfast

The morning after a party where everyone was shitshowed the evening before... you and your friends drag yourselves off various floors, couches, and beds, and after you all have those "I shouldn't have smoked that because now I'm drunk again" cigarettes, you all head to that little restaurant that's only a blessed five minutes away. Really, none of you are capable of traveling any farther than that anyways. While most of you sit with your heads in your hands, one of you is too hungover to eat, another thinks it's a good idea to eat a cheeseburger and mashed potatoes at 10:30 in the morning, and the waitress (the same one you see EVERY Sunday) has realized by this point that she might as well just leave pitchers of water on the table rather than having to keep coming back to perform refills for your incoherent asses (clearly, she has seen your group for the last 100+ Sundays!). Inevitably, the conversation at the table doesn't really make much sense but is completely hilarious, and after you've left and it's much later in the day, the whole ordeal seems like it happened yesterday, rather than just this morning.

Dude! That hungover breakfast of a cheeseburger and mashed potatoes totally put me back in the game!

by Karoliana December 20, 2008

break the seal

The point at which you first piss after you have been drinking your favorite alcoholic beverage and at this point you will be pissing every ten minutes

Damn dude, I shouldn't have broken the seal because now I have to piss every ten minutes.

by matkillah November 20, 2002

touch your breakfast

To deeply penetrate someone's anus.

Hand me the lube and bend over baby, cuz I'm gonna touch your breakfast.

by goldenflower February 26, 2011

Breesus

A combination of Drew Brees and Jesus. Meant to reflect the near miraculous play of New Orleans Saints quarterback Drew Brees during the 2009-2010 NFL season.

The Saints beat the Patriots 38 - 17, Praise Breesus!

by WhoDat! Army December 2, 2009

breadpill

a pun on the right-wing process of converting people to their beliefs, aka 'redpill' - 'breadpill' refers to anarcho-communist writer Peter Kropotkin and his work "The Conquest of Bread". anarchists refer to the conversion of others to their ideology as giving them the 'breadpill'

I've been reading a lot of anarcho-comm literature recently.. think i've taken the breadpill.

by elsiemarina August 9, 2019

limit break

A state of going crazy and super strong, usually due to anger. Used to kill especially strong enemies (or friends). Derived from the special attacks in final fantasy.

Damn, this is annoying, I'm about to have a limit break.

by Slurpy the Frog November 25, 2004

I can break these cuffs

A phrase usually uttered after being arested, espcially if you are a black midget prostitute, to an officer of the law, often followed by AAAAUUUUUUUGGGGHHHHHH!

Black Midget: "I can break these cuffs."
Officer: "You can't break those cuffs."
Black Midget: "AAAAAUUUUUGGGGHHH!"

by Fowlah178 June 10, 2010