blessed

blessed (noun)
a fat white man, who larps as a mexican and loves big titty asian women

oh, look at that fatass blessed over there

by peegeeare May 4, 2025

Good morning God bless

When you drink coffee, eat breakfast, and take a shit all ay the same time

Hold on I have to take a Good Morning God bless... Do you wanna come?

by BigMac-11 May 24, 2018

Blessed Bobby

The best Twitter account to exist. All of his tweets are GOATED. Best Bobby Firmino account to exists.

WOW! Your tweets are Blessed Bobby standard atm.

by A random FT account November 10, 2020

ICE SPICE PRAISE JAWN GOD BLESS

A skibidi little viet boy.

ICE SPICE PRAISE JAWN GOD BLESS WANT DA PHO

by Sigma nga October 22, 2025

Popes Blessing

'You and your 2 mates can fuck off'. This is done in the form is a priests parting blessing. Very common amongst lapsed Christians.

At the end of a catchup you make a sign like you're genuflecting and utter the words in the form of a Popes Blessing . 'You and your 2 mates can fuck off' !

by Gerber Buck June 5, 2018

Blessed Flinch

Millwall slang for partaking in a big lunch pre session.

Proceedings officially start at 16:00. Have a blessed flinch would be my advice.

by Zumunuk September 25, 2021

Good Morning and God Bless

When one shits, drinks coffee, and eats breakfast simultaneously while on the toilet.

“Shit I’m late...looks like I’m doing a good morning and god bless”

“Don’t come in, I’m doing a good morning and god bless, its gonna be another twenty minutes at least.

by CarlosSalads May 23, 2018