by DeGingaNinja December 31, 2019
Get the Baja Blastedmug. "Ryan, come look at my schedule that I made."
"Oh cool lemme see."
"Just kidding. How does it feel to be bazinga blasted?"
"This is why your parents don't love you."
"Oh cool lemme see."
"Just kidding. How does it feel to be bazinga blasted?"
"This is why your parents don't love you."
by BRWNBOY May 7, 2021
Get the Bazinga Blastedmug. When one rips open a zyn packet(nicotine pouch ) and pours the contents on the rest of the pouches therefore creating a more potent product.
by Carterpcs September 17, 2022
Get the cheddy blastmug. When a bowel movement is so strong that fast moving, high-pressured fecal matter hits the water and some poop splashes back into your asshole.
"Fuck dude, I just did a blast in there"
"OMG Jennifer, I'm doing a blast in the bathroom right now please bring toilet paper"
"OMG Jennifer, I'm doing a blast in the bathroom right now please bring toilet paper"
by Beatbit February 23, 2017
Get the doing a blastmug. When you wake up in the morning and your wife is still asleep so you creep out of the bedroom in order to fart as much and as loudly as you can. In your effort to let out shameless farts you make flatulent noises similar to trumpet blasts
As I slowly awoke and realized Meghan was still sound asleep I was unable to hold in a sinister smile at the thought of all the trumpet blasting I would be able to do in the living room.
by Jacetheacehahhyuie November 19, 2016
Get the trumpet blastingmug. When in an attempt to hold on a fart while in a classroom (preferably during reading, tests, or other times when the classroom is relatively silent) the pressure between the butt cheeks increases vibration- effectively making the noise louder. A shocked expression is a sign of a class blast, while pure embarrassment is a sign of just a regular fart.
Student #1: "Yo, this dude let out a class blast right as the room got quiet in 6th period today! His face was the best part.
Student #2: "I feel bad for him, all he wanted to to was hold it in, tie he fucked himsekf over. Still funny as shit though!"
Student #2: "I feel bad for him, all he wanted to to was hold it in, tie he fucked himsekf over. Still funny as shit though!"
by IcyKnight November 30, 2016
Get the Class blastmug. The biggest crap of your life that all comes out in two seconds, making your anus burn for hours, and filling up the toilet bowl. If anyone smells it, they instantly die.
by SomeMoronThatIsDumb January 23, 2023
Get the Dump Blastmug.